Einstien's lesser known Theory!

Einstien's lesser known Theory!

Einstein was born March 14, 1879. He would be 130 if he were alive today. Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin,Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. At the time he stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was so well endowed.... He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is even stronger if there is a DNA connection. This came to be known as. . ...

Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty

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5 years 21 weeks ago, 5:18 PM

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cmon samd

think yer stretchin it bud...nice relative titties btw

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5 years 21 weeks ago, 6:41 PM

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wow. That's all I can say right now. Wow.

5 years 21 weeks ago, 6:51 PM

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come on catfish

The titty have your tongue? LOL

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5 years 21 weeks ago, 6:54 PM

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yea, unfornatley, that's all she has of mine right now.

5 years 21 weeks ago, 6:57 PM

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Einstein had it right. Keep it in the family. At least you know you will get along with your inlaws and there is no fighting over whose house to go to over during the holidays.

5 years 21 weeks ago, 8:29 PM

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Just when we seemed to be getting almost everyones' libidos settled down, you have to go and tell us about the devine Albert's lesser known theory.
While the picture is exquisite, I believe it is more RELATED to illustrating the forces applied between two bodies at rest, in a larger structural field. Notice that the two bodies are in perfect symmetry, because the look angle is parallel to the viewer. Thus, there is no danger to the viewer. Now, if one were to be viewing the two bodies, with the structural field being, closer, directly over the eyes, the two bodies would be directly effected by gravitational force, pulling the two bodies downward, and subjecting the viewer to potential suffocation and death. Such an event has been known to occur, and it has been scientifically observed that in each such event, the deceased has expired with a very large smile on his face. It has remained a curious, but interesting phenomenon. [I think I might have had too much to drink]

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5 years 21 weeks ago, 5:37 PM

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Couldn't imagine a better way to go!!

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5 years 21 weeks ago, 9:25 PM

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SamD great post. Thanks

5 years 21 weeks ago, 9:42 PM

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Life would be so sweet if i where her bicycle seat!!

5 years 21 weeks ago, 10:31 AM

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I wanna come back as her bikini, yum yum!

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5 years 18 weeks ago, 9:58 PM

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And I have, now had...

...my science lesson for the day. Whew...all that brain activity...i'm going to bed, now.

5 years 17 weeks ago, 10:48 AM

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Reall or not

If they are reall than its God gifted...

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4 years 47 weeks ago, 10:59 PM

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I need a bigger computer,cuz I'm gonna have this pic as my friggen screen saver!

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4 years 42 weeks ago, 5:19 PM

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damn id fuck my cousin if she looked like that and i bet most of you would agree!

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4 years 37 weeks ago, 12:53 AM

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cousins

I had a cousin who looked nearly that good
and I wore it out. She ain't your sister lol

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4 years 37 weeks ago, 12:56 AM

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Oh CW, you horney bastard! I would too I guess. I look at this pic and can see myself all snuggled up in that every single night!

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4 years 37 weeks ago, 1:00 AM

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Mike and CW

Whew! thanks for bringing her back to the front.

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4 years 37 weeks ago, 1:06 AM

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mike

She was as horny as I was and we learned
on each other, skinny dipping and playing
doctor at 13 & 14 leads to some nasty
stuff

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4 years 37 weeks ago, 1:14 AM

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CW

If your bride finds out, family reunions are going to be awkward!

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4 years 37 weeks ago, 1:20 AM

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reunions

We didn't have any problems, we were just close
cousins lol
She got messed up on drugs and killed herself
long ago so now just fond memories

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4 years 41 weeks ago, 3:34 PM

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Put a picture of your cousin up, & we'll see if we'd fuck her.

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4 years 41 weeks ago, 7:23 PM

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Einstein

Einstein loved figures - even the ones covered w/ skin. Actually, besides Elsa he had a steady line of lovelies through much of his life.

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4 years 41 weeks ago, 7:29 PM

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LLE, I love you, man

Not in a gay way, though. "You just keep thinking, Butch. That's what you're good at".

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4 years 41 weeks ago, 7:37 PM

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4 years 41 weeks ago, 7:47 PM

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Is your cuzzin GAY, I'm just askin ya know! Cuz who wouldn't take this for a ride in the park, helllllloooooooo

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4 years 41 weeks ago, 7:51 PM

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4 years 41 weeks ago, 8:03 PM

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When I say women should have curves, this is the woman I think about. Women that look like coffee stirrers is just nasty. Like that starving little skin and bones chic from Pirates of the Caribbean. Kira something. She would be like grabbing a skeleton, yechhhh

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4 years 19 weeks ago, 3:29 PM

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awesome

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4 years 10 weeks ago, 7:35 PM

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Einstiens or not

too big for me,,,hell one of them could be enough for two reg's. The one on the left ?? ...no wait my other left.

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