RENO, Nev. (AP) -- It's not all checking hunting and fishing licenses. Sometimes the issues are bigger. Like when a Nevada game warden was handed the chore of figuring out how to separate two bull elk who locked horns while sparring and couldn't untangle them.
We're not going to just shoot the sons-of-bitches, we're going to rip out their living guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks. Gen. George S. Patton
step 1: Laugh at them for getting i a situation like that.
step 2: find some traqulizers.
step 3: put gas in the chainsaw.
step 4: shoot elk with the tranq.
step 5: laugh some more.
step 6: smoke a cig.
step 7: fire up chainsaw.
step 8: saw antlers off
step 9: take antlers as a souvoneer.
step 10: watch them wake up 6hrs later.
Too old to fight, Too old to run, guess that's why I carry a gun!
"would someone show this asshole the way out of town".[Rabbi Avram Belinski-aka "The Frisco Kid"]
often this really happens. Imagine how hard they were fighting to get locked like this. Antlers are pretty tough. Great picture!!
clint
"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."
(Calvin & Hobbes)
7 Comments
samD
so difficult. here is a twofer! LOL
Eturnit3
2 bull tags
scudrunnernrh
natural selection
Anonymous
step 1: Laugh at them for getting i a situation like that.
step 2: find some traqulizers.
step 3: put gas in the chainsaw.
step 4: shoot elk with the tranq.
step 5: laugh some more.
step 6: smoke a cig.
step 7: fire up chainsaw.
step 8: saw antlers off
step 9: take antlers as a souvoneer.
step 10: watch them wake up 6hrs later.
spcCooper
haha thats pretty funny stuff they wake up an be lil WTF!!!! this is bull shit hahaha
LLE
and funnier Snake, than the average Snake!!
clintlebo
often this really happens. Imagine how hard they were fighting to get locked like this. Antlers are pretty tough. Great picture!!
clint