The farm kid

The farm kid

When you're from the country ~ you look at things a little differently...

A Montana rancher got in his pickup and drove to a neighboring ranch and
Knocked at the door.

A young boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is your Dad home?" the rancher asked.

"No sir, he isn't," the boy replied. "He went into town."

"Well," said the rancher, "Is your Mother here?"

"No sir, she's not here either. She went into town with Dad."

"How about your brother, Snake? Is he here?"

"No sir, He went with Mom and Dad."

The rancher stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other and mumbling to himself.

"Is there anything I can do for you?" the boy asked politely. "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one. Or maybe I could take a message for Dad."

"Well," said the rancher uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Snake getting my daughter, Suzie, pregnant."'

The boy considered for a moment. "You would have to talk to Pa about that," he finally conceded. "If it helps you any, I know that Pa charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I really don't know how much he gets for Snake."

7 Comments

4 years 47 weeks ago, 6:22 PM

Vaquero

Vaquero's picture

Rank:
General of the Army
Points:
5502
Join Date:
Dec 2009
Location:
West Texas
Huh!

Whats that supposed to mean?

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth!
4 years 47 weeks ago, 6:29 PM

daisycutter

daisycutter's picture

Rank:
General
Points:
4743
Join Date:
Jul 2009
Location:
Arkansas

~

iyaoyas
4 years 47 weeks ago, 6:31 PM

Vaquero

Vaquero's picture

Rank:
General of the Army
Points:
5502
Join Date:
Dec 2009
Location:
West Texas
DC

Thanks, I get lost out here by myself sometimes.

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth!
4 years 47 weeks ago, 6:32 PM

daisycutter

daisycutter's picture

Rank:
General
Points:
4743
Join Date:
Jul 2009
Location:
Arkansas
:<) Anytime.

~

iyaoyas
4 years 47 weeks ago, 6:33 PM

zx12rmike

zx12rmike's picture

Rank:
President Pro Temp
Points:
7870
Join Date:
Dec 2008
Location:
commiefornia, United States

Why don't you two get a room?

"We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home" Thomas Jefferson
4 years 47 weeks ago, 6:37 PM

Vaquero

Vaquero's picture

Rank:
General of the Army
Points:
5502
Join Date:
Dec 2009
Location:
West Texas
#$%mike

allright, life on mars!
Sorry guys, off the wagon.

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth!
4 years 43 weeks ago, 8:50 PM

ohioshooter

ohioshooter's picture

Rank:
Brigadier General
Points:
213
Join Date:
Jan 2010
Location:
make them look for me lol , ohio , United States

its called stud fee ,damn city boys lol

"I carry a gun cause a cop is too heavy."
samD's picture
Posted by: samD
4 years 47 weeks ago
Views:
771
Comments:
7

Rating Overview

User Rating:
(1 vote)
This text will be replaced

Recent Activity