Finally a cell phone that I can use!

Finally a cell phone that I can use!

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4 years 38 weeks ago, 8:20 PM

zx12rmike

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Very funny samD, most of these guys wouldn't know a dial phone if it bit them in the ass!

"We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home" Thomas Jefferson
4 years 38 weeks ago, 1:09 AM

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Hell sakes Kids, when I was in the 2nd/3rd grade, a lady from the Phone Co. came to our school. She instructed us on how to use the rotery____ thingie!! Pick up the recever, wate for the dial tone, then dile your number. I remember her telling us not to let our finger ride back on the wheel. Bless her heart.
Whisky, Tango, Foxtrot!??? is a reciver, a dile tone????
Back in the day, pick up the hand peice, operator said "Number Please"
Some of them would recognize your voice.
We didn't have a handle to crank on our phone.
(Couldn't afford one) Handle that is! LOL!~!
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4 years 38 weeks ago, 4:56 AM

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for your Glock. Then if the phone pisses you off, you can at least shoot someone.

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Too old to fight, Too old to run, guess that's why I carry a gun! "would someone show this asshole the way out of town".[Rabbi Avram Belinski-aka "The Frisco Kid"]
4 years 38 weeks ago, 7:39 AM

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Anybody

remember a 'party line'?........fuck I am getting old!

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4 years 38 weeks ago, 7:41 AM

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At the temple? Get your pics taken by the reflecting pond?

4 years 38 weeks ago, 7:53 AM

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speaking for my buddy

I called him to try and change his mind, but alas Hamp had already tied the knot. Lets hope he has learned a new knot, one that will not unravel. What glorious news, our friend Hamp is embarking on an excursion of marriage. I hope he enjoys the most wonderful days and exquisite love he so richly deserves.

clint

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4 years 38 weeks ago, 8:01 AM

HampsterW

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Ha ha ha

Fuck you sam! (joking).......YES I got married an NO not in the fucking temple....I don't have a temple recomend...they won't give me one....I wonder why? With my winning personality and all....maybe it is my foul mouth..LOL!

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4 years 38 weeks ago, 8:12 AM

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to you, your wife and extended family. May you be eternally vigilant.
You know how to cure a jewish nymphomaniac? Marry her! LOL

4 years 38 weeks ago, 8:21 AM

HampsterW

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Thank you sam,

will be on later....gotta run a few hundred through my new crimping die......my loading table is still set up in the living room, we shall see how long that will last till TBH banishes me to the basement...LOL!

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4 years 38 weeks ago, 9:52 AM

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Congratulaions Hamp! Wow, you're reloading the day after you got married?!? You must have found a real keeper. Best wishes man!

4 years 37 weeks ago, 2:09 PM

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Update,

I moved my reloading shit to the basement (of my own accord), even I can't stand that in my living room.....Anyway, it is more private down there......Just me and my bullets......Ahhhhhh..hang on while I pull my pants up....LOL!

Thank you Brad, she is a "keeper"...

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4 years 37 weeks ago, 2:42 PM

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hamp

Don't get too kinky with that press. It'll hurt ya! LOL

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4 years 37 weeks ago, 2:56 PM

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Sage advice Vaquero!

LOL!

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3 years 6 weeks ago, 5:51 AM

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Hilarious

I know some people who would be totally comfortable with this phone.

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