FINALLY! OVERALLS THAT FIT! And you know you are a redneck if ( New Edition)

FINALLY! OVERALLS THAT FIT!  And you know you are a redneck if ( New Edition)

FINALLY! OVERALLS THAT FIT!

Just ask for the 'Southern Cut' at Wal Mart

Yes, the new one is out! Brand new edition of...You know you're a redneck when......

1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.

2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.

3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.

5. You think 'The Nutcracker' is a vice on the work bench

6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.

7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.

8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.

9. You come back from the dump with more than you took.

10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

12. Your grandmother has 'ammo' on her Christmas list.

13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.

14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.

15 You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.

16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.

17. You have a rag for a gas cap.

18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

19. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean?

20. You can spit without opening your mouth.

21. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.

22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

23 You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say 'Cool Whip' on the side.

24. The biggest city you've ever been to is WalMart.

25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV

26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.

27. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements.

28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.

29. You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.

30. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.

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5 years 24 weeks ago, 4:53 PM

CharlesMalacky

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Do you

Post about guns anymore? everything I see from you is cartoons and jokes.

5 years 24 weeks ago, 4:56 PM

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CharlesMalacky wrote:
Post about guns anymore? everything I see from you is cartoons and jokes.

did u have to do that.??? really...why??

I have reasons for the things I do, just don't expect them to be reasonable
5 years 24 weeks ago, 5:00 PM

CharlesMalacky

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to put it bluntly,

Im kind of a dick.

5 years 24 weeks ago, 5:06 PM

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CharlesMalacky wrote:
Im kind of a dick.

so be all that you can be pal...a mans got to know his limitations...don't know who said that

I have reasons for the things I do, just don't expect them to be reasonable
5 years 24 weeks ago, 4:54 PM

ivantank

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HEY SAMd...

i am four outta thirty..i wont say what ones pal...two funny though

I have reasons for the things I do, just don't expect them to be reasonable
5 years 24 weeks ago, 4:55 PM

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and Yes sometimes we do post about guns....

5 years 24 weeks ago, 4:56 PM

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redneck

if re-upholstering your truck seat involves the use of trashbags and duct tape

"Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism" -George Washington, Farewell Address, September 19, 1796
5 years 24 weeks ago, 4:59 PM

ivantank

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Mosinfreak wrote:
if re-upholstering your truck seat involves the use of trashbags and duct tape

i mean really..the trucks crap anyway..jeez

I have reasons for the things I do, just don't expect them to be reasonable
5 years 24 weeks ago, 5:06 PM

Mosinfreak

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not a damn thing

especially when you use camo tape

"Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism" -George Washington, Farewell Address, September 19, 1796
5 years 24 weeks ago, 4:59 PM

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Ivan chan's four!

9
23
25 and
30

yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk!

Your friend,

LittleDragon

Moshi Moshi from LittleDragon
5 years 24 weeks ago, 5:00 PM

ivantank

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ld..time to go to bed

LittleDragon wrote:
9
23
25 and
30

yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk!

Your friend,

LittleDragon
u trouble maker u..lmao

I have reasons for the things I do, just don't expect them to be reasonable
5 years 24 weeks ago, 5:04 PM

LittleDragon

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ryo just pulling your's and ojiisan's leg!

Your friend,

LittleDragon

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5 years 24 weeks ago, 5:07 PM

Guns R my 1 love

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samD

Where do you get this stuff?

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