Free rifle scope

Free rifle scope

A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope. The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, "This scope is so good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill".

The man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing. "What's so funny?" asks the clerk.

"I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the house", the man replies.

The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his house. Then he hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here are two bullets, I'll give you this scope for nothing if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife's head off and shoot the guy's dick off".

The man takes another look through the scope, and says, "You know what? I think I can do that with one shot!"

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4 years 31 weeks ago, 11:30 PM

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So, did he get the scope for free? LOL

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4 years 31 weeks ago, 12:21 AM

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Good one!

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4 years 31 weeks ago, 12:23 AM

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Now that some funny shit!

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4 years 31 weeks ago, 1:26 PM

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Thank You

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4 years 31 weeks ago, 6:09 PM

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Too funny snake!

Too funny snake!

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4 years 30 weeks ago, 7:18 PM

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Good one snake

very funny!

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4 years 24 weeks ago, 9:17 AM

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I thought it was dumb

Jeez, there's always one in every crowd.

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4 years 23 weeks ago, 7:28 PM

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I think I just pissed myself

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