Friday Funny

Friday Funny

Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully get out of the car and open the trunk. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so life like you wouldn't believe it! They are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to the approaching drivers.

To my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at my lifelike men which made it safer for me to work at the side of the road. And of course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is tooting their horns and waving like crazy. It wasn' t long before a state trooper pulls up behind me.

He gets out of his car and starts walking towards me. I could tell he was not a happy camper!

'What's going on here? '

'My car has a flat tire', I said calmly.

'Well, what are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road? '

I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him, 'Helloooooo, those are my emergency flashers! '

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4 years 46 weeks ago, 1:02 PM

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you come up with the weirdest stuff sometime, but it alway so funny and alway make ryo laugh. domo arigato goziemasu for this!

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4 years 46 weeks ago, 6:11 PM

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Great joke!

That's really a good one SamD

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4 years 46 weeks ago, 9:41 AM

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This isn't funny

for us who had to register as sex offenders with the state
of Kansas. Bunch of prudes running that place.

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