A friend sent me 2 quickies...

A friend sent me 2 quickies...

1. When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and asked Him to forgive me.

2. I was walking down the road today and saw my Afghani neighbor, Abdul, standing on his fifth floor apartment balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul —won't it start?”

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6 years 14 weeks ago, 8:31 PM

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Good ones

I really like the second one haha.

6 years 14 weeks ago, 10:54 PM

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