Fun Poll – New Poll on Afghanistan

Fun Poll – New Poll  on Afghanistan

Fun Poll – New Poll Tue

This October has been the deadliest month of the Afghanistan War for our troops. Obama has yet to come up with a public plan. What should dinglebarry do?
(3 picks max)

1 Glass the whole damn place with a few nukes.

1a Do a surge like we did in Iraq. We can win this war.

2 Continue to dink around over there. What's a few Americans more or less.
Illegal aliens will take their place over here.

3 Up troop/equipment strength for a year. Do as much damage as possible. Then come home.

4 Start pulling troops and material out of the place and keep it up until we are out.

5 We walked in, we can just walk out.

6 Sit around the poppy fields singing kumbaya with the Taliban.

7 Make Afghanistan the 51st state and export all the illegal aliens in the US over there to work in the poppy fields.

8 Take over the poppy fields using troops as the patrones and illegal aliens as the peons in order to corner the world's heroin maket. Talk about a positive cash flow!

9 Build enough unmanned aircraft to have one for each Taliban member. Then when they bow to Mecca to pray, shoot a Hellfire II missle up their ass. End of problem.

10 Send over all the enviornmentalists in the US in order to help the Afghanistans become truly green.

11 Hell, if I knew what to do I'd be president. Beats me.

12 Tell President Hamid Karzai that he has two days to get his people out of there and then auction off the whole damn place to the highest bider. Maybe Soros, Gates, or Trump might be interested.

13 I don't do on-line polls.

14 Let's just wait and ask the Messiah. What shall we do oh great one, B. Hussein Obama?

5 Comments

6 years 34 weeks ago, 1:49 PM

LLE

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Let's round up our 15 million illegals and ship them to Afghanistan. They can supplement the Poppy growing industry with cheap labor, and the Afghans can then become the world's richest international pariah poppy purveyors, while the "new" workers will become a built-in market, and become Afghanistan's worst internal nightmare. It will then be the Mexican gangs against the Taliban, Al Qaida and Afghans, and the country will ultimately implode, thereby solving both the U.S. illegal alien problem and the Taliban/Al Qaida problem. My guess is one or two growing seasons should do it.

Too old to fight, Too old to run, guess that's why I carry a gun! "would someone show this asshole the way out of town".[Rabbi Avram Belinski-aka "The Frisco Kid"]
6 years 34 weeks ago, 2:00 PM

samD

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LLE for President.

That is the best solution that I have heard, unless it backfires and the new Mexighan Nation becomes so wealthy, that they buy Saudi Arabia and control 2 of our vices. Oil & Dope.

6 years 34 weeks ago, 5:08 PM

LLE

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or is that a poppy party pooper? The Mexighans, [sometimes referred to as the meshuganas by the Israelis], are too dumb to buy Saudi, but smart enough to cross the border and convert to Islam, thereby becoming brother Islamo extremists who receive great acclaim for having "invented" a new kind of couscous [an arab tortilla] that captures the market for all arab countries, with sales exceeding those of oil. This ultimately will allow intermarriage with the Saud royal family, and the building of a new empire on the sale of heroin injected couscous.

Who needs oil!!??

Too old to fight, Too old to run, guess that's why I carry a gun! "would someone show this asshole the way out of town".[Rabbi Avram Belinski-aka "The Frisco Kid"]
6 years 34 weeks ago, 2:29 PM

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I love you guys..

Havent laughed this hard since the picture of Dem canidet Dukaus driving the tank. like the idea of sending the enviornmentalists over and making it really green. Whats wrong with ya all, the whole issues not the poppys, or the 37 provences, each of which has its own tribal alliances.. Nope, we send some o them twisty light bulbs over and all will be fine.

Think ive died and gone to heaven, you guys are a refreshing breath of reality in a mixed up world. And just guessing now, but thinking when the good ship uss shit pulls up to be unloaded (its in port as we speak) you guys will have my 6 when i tell em to cross me off the work pary.

a man has to hold his word, hold his beliefs, and hold a good sight picture.
6 years 20 weeks ago, 9:07 AM

runawaygun762

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My answer is simple.

Bomb everything. Three Tomahawks for every town with a population over 300, three JDAMs for every mud hut village with 300 or less. Then we leave. We wait for a few years, gathering intel, plotting camps and movements, then send some more Tomahawks and JDAMs when things start getting back to normal there.

"I have always been a soldier. I have known no other life. The calling of arms, I have followed from boyhood. I have never sought another." From The Virtues of War, by Steven Pressfield.
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