The Future is Now. This is Bionix II. Article Coming Soon from Your Friends, Ryo and Ryu.

The Future is Now. This is Bionix II. Article Coming Soon from Your Friends, Ryo and Ryu.

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7 years 16 weeks ago, 5:04 AM

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People will look at the itty bitty teenie tiny little gun on this "undersized tank," and laugh. "That gun couldn't hurt a flea," my brother scoffed when Ryo first showed this picture to him. Ryo handed him hard copy of article and said simple and plain, "Read". After 11 minutes and 20 seconds my brother turned over the last page of the article and said, "It's a beast, a monster. That's a killing machine." Self replied, "Hai, hai. Do you think they will like it at Gunslot?" He nodded his head. He raised his left eyebrow. Self turned on the computer monitor and we set to work.

The scene just describe is not fiction, it actual happened in the computer room at our home. Younger brother help clean up word choice and sentence structure and grammar and spelling for this introduction to the actual article we have coming to you soon. We hope you will enjoy the world of tomorrow's combat concept, Integrated Battlefield Superiority. Except this is not the future. This is today. This combat system is functional now, fully deployed, and ready for any fools who think they can attack it and survive.

Bionix II. The Integrated Battlefield Superiority System. Coming soon

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LittleDragon and Brother, (Ryo and Ryu).

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7 years 16 weeks ago, 5:08 AM

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very nice can you deliver C.O.D I want to use in a parade here in Minnesota. LOL

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7 years 16 weeks ago, 5:26 AM

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Hi Mark,

Self feel sleep at computer desk. Was working on this introduction right after part of our LRLSRS group was try to decide on different size round for 2 of the rifles we're designing and fell sleep at desk. Woke up about half hour ago and just finish. LOL

Gift wrapping extra, and will be 1 or 2 day deliver?

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7 years 16 weeks ago, 5:36 AM

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LOL (thats not a good sleeping spot) found a bed is much better to sleep on. oh yaeh.. will package come crated or just wraped in brown paper? LOL

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7 years 16 weeks ago, 6:55 AM

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It come in a serie of 150 crates, assembly and batteries require. Company provide complete complimentary tool kit for assembly and for $1.95 extra we provide 20 day female companionship for rest and relax during breaks for assembly time. Dozo, not pay attention to misinformation from corrupt liberal media that cannon is separate purchase and cost extra. This is lies! Tank come complete with cannon, but installation is require. It's the crane for installation of cannon that cost extra, however your local catapiller dealer may have better price for crane rental. We recommend you call for local pricing, and we will match any price within 25 percent of our price. Come with lifetime warranty, but if lose life on battlefield due to any of the following, then warranty is consider null and void. This include, but not necessarily limited to: destruction by enemy cannon fire, land mines, tank traps, aerial bombardment, missile fire, include shoulder fire anti-tank missile, rocket propel grenade not count as missile and may be cover by warranty, volcanic eruption, but if volcanic eruption is cause by earthquake we guaranty our warranty cover your heir and assign, accidental destruction of tank due to friendly fire is NOT cover under warranty. We recommend your heir and assign sue your Army, in such case. Lawyer can be provide by contacting our legal dept. for reasonable fee. It our company desire we provide you with pleasant battlefield experience. Library of book of instruction for assembly is complimentary. We hope you enjoy the Bionix II experience. Thank you for choosing our battlefield system. Our company motto is peace through superior firepower! Please remember we only provide Infantry Assault Vehicle for peaceful intention of conquering helpless third world country.

Your truly,

LittleDragon Vice President of Retail Sale
PS please remember your check must clear the bank before we remove Special Forces Guard Squad.

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7 years 16 weeks ago, 2:13 AM

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Very funny guys

Love the write up and about having to put it together yourself.

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7 years 16 weeks ago, 7:10 AM

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Petty humor provide by father and little brother. As alway want to thank little brother for assistance with spelling and grammar, sentence contruction and word choice.

Arigato goziemasu Ryu kun.

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7 years 16 weeks ago, 3:02 AM

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Willie & Joe said that !

(You have to look behind all of that outer space stuff)
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