Garfield on the Oil Shortage

Garfield on the Oil Shortage

GARFIELD ON THE OIL CRISIS

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in: ALASKA ~~~ California ~~~ Coastal Florida ~~~ Coastal Louisiana
North Dakota ~~~ Wyoming ~~~ Colorado ~~~ Kansas ~~~ Oklahoma ~~~ Pennsylvania,
And Texas
Our dipsticks are located in DC

Any Questions? NO? Didn't think So

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4 years 23 weeks ago, 10:57 PM

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4 years 23 weeks ago, 11:24 PM

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What oil shortage?

What's the evidence of an oil shortage?

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. (Mark Twain).
4 years 23 weeks ago, 5:39 AM

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that while there IS an oil shortage, it is contrived and manipulated by those who stand to benefit greatly by sustaining such a condition throughout the world. Rather than pontificate about it, I,once again, refer you and anyone else who may be interested, to the following site:

http://www.reformation.org/energy-non-crisis.html

You will find this very interesting reading.

Too old to fight, Too old to run, guess that's why I carry a gun! "would someone show this asshole the way out of town".[Rabbi Avram Belinski-aka "The Frisco Kid"]
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