GARFIELD ON THE OIL CRISIS
A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil.
We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical.
Our OIL is located in: ALASKA ~~~ California ~~~ Coastal Florida ~~~ Coastal Louisiana
North Dakota ~~~ Wyoming ~~~ Colorado ~~~ Kansas ~~~ Oklahoma ~~~ Pennsylvania,
Our dipsticks are located in DC
Any Questions? NO? Didn't think So