ha ha ha, I've seen the video
how does it taste?
Like Tuna ?
Im thinking.. Really now, most all of us have had to work for a living.. how many times a day have we all thought.. sheesh this is bs.. now on the other hand heres a guy...
Good morning Fred.. hey the vans all loaded with guns and the girls are just about finnished with makeup.. your camera gears all packed.. have a good time playing with the guns, and get some sexy shots of the girls... all of which remember are excited about taking off what ever thier wearing .. (my guess is thier paid per published photo) and assuming what ever position you want them in..
This then is an open letter to the "freds" of the world... Don't ever come in late, theres about a thousand guys lined up who woulld do your job for free..
I hope those aren't three guys! What can I say. I live in California.
Charles, haven't you heard of or performed the sniff-by test??? I am quite the expert at it actually. You just gotta get close enough to check it out, like under the guise of kissing her legs, behind the knees is a great place to start...because you can do that by picking one leg up in the air...kiss and lick behind the knee and work you way towards the goal...but you gotta go slow, because you don't want to get to the point of no return. Sniff as you approach slowly, if you smell tuna STOP! Head back upstairs, and depending on where you are performing the sniff by...either make an excuse (depending on strength of tuna smell) - and I have a scale if needed. But, either put the condom on and proceed, keeping your head and face away from the target area...or make an excuse to leave the area immediately. Diarrhea works great as an excuse...either way, wash thoroughly afterwards and use gloves to remove aforementioned condom. Remember, I am an expert and veteran of these types of encounters, so once again just ask!
I don't mind telling you I have got up and left the area
and on the way out told her to clean up her act and
I might think about coming back. There are too many
women out there who keep a clean house to take chances
on something you can see needs a good wash job. Mabe with
Pine sol or something etc.
Again you serve as our literate guide to all things a man should know.. I printed out a copy of "ryans steak house" and have it filed away with Falkner, Hesse, and (rest his peace) J.D. Salenger. Perhaps you should expound on what past experiance has led to the sniff-by test.
I had disentery gastritius (sigh... once again all spell check at your own risk disclaimer lights are ON) once in Sangley Pt. PI .. I have tried to describe the realitys of having BOTH projectile diahreah, and vomit at the same time, never before have i been able to do this.. But now with a copy of "ryans steak house" in my hip pocket im eagerly awaiting the next time the subject comes up..
expertise comes from more than 60 overseas contingency ops to Thailand, 12 or so to PHilippines, 3 to China, 3 to Hong Kong, 3 to Laos, 1 to Cambodia, 4 years living in Korea, not to forget foarays into Japan, Indonesia, Malaysia, Vietnam, Panama, Colombia, Costa Rica, Miexico, Canada, Portugal, Spain, Germany, etc etc...I have worldwide experience! Note: While in Thailand if you happen to find yourself in the worst of all situations (with an unknown ladyboy, you can perform a variation/combination of the sniff by and package check)...however, I don't recommend this for rookies! I have only read about this in books by the way!
Remind and maybe one day I will relate my own story of the Chemical Suit and the MREs...classic stuff! Not today though!
Ok, I need to change shooting ranges! At my range, I'm the youngest guy there, everybody esles is 60 or above and has grandkids. Of course at this range, I might have an "accidental discharge";
Seniors can be sexy...haha!
Where's that range and how do I sign up?!
job at this range would be the cat pajamas...
I would work for free!
would be passing out condoms