Getting Ready For Work

Getting Ready For Work

A husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready for work when
the husband looked at his wife and said, "I gotta have you!"

He backed her up against the bathroom door, pulled down her
panties and ravaged her.
He knew he was doing great because she screamed and wiggled
more than she ever had before.

When he finished, he started putting his clothes back on and when he
noticed his wife still writhing against the door he said,
"That was the best, honey. You've never moved like that before,
you didn't hurt yourself did you?"

His wife said, "No, no.
I'll be OK once I can get the doorknob out of my ass."

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6 years 21 weeks ago, 1:06 PM

samD

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Jeff

we have a code here, no pubes, vajayjays or mens peepees...

6 years 21 weeks ago, 1:07 PM

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SamD

Sorry bout that didn't know that included cartoons

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6 years 21 weeks ago, 1:12 PM

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sam!!!

could.nt you wait until i was done pulling the goalie!!!!!

...check... G-AZ
6 years 21 weeks ago, 1:31 PM

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you mean

thumbing the button?

i tried being reasonable,i didn't like it, NRA LIFE MEMBER,USMC VETERAN
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