God Bless Texas

God Bless Texas

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6 years 36 weeks ago, 6:25 PM

Ebear

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hey

i got dibs on the one in the car!!!!!

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6 years 36 weeks ago, 10:54 AM

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or would that not fit your intentions?

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6 years 36 weeks ago, 6:41 PM

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schuyler

DING DING DING!!!!

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6 years 36 weeks ago, 5:42 PM

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I'll take the one climbing in!!

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6 years 36 weeks ago, 5:47 PM

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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

6 years 36 weeks ago, 6:24 PM

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Why are you guys limiting yourself to just one?

5 years 35 weeks ago, 3:59 PM

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HaHa

EXACTLY what I was thinking lol. Why just one? I would take the two awake ones though just to avoid any rape charges lol !!!!

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6 years 36 weeks ago, 6:24 PM

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LOL 1 at a time and slowly!

6 years 36 weeks ago, 6:49 PM

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That's OK Sam, I probably couldn't handle but one at a time either. But, unlike ebear, I think I could handle one that is awake.

6 years 36 weeks ago, 6:52 PM

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oh shit

she's sleeping????....i thought she was dead....my bad ...nevermind

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6 years 36 weeks ago, 6:53 PM

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Ebear, you like em cold and stiff? At least they are quite that way.

6 years 36 weeks ago, 6:54 PM

Ebear

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yeah

and thier nipples stay hard allnight

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6 years 35 weeks ago, 5:49 PM

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ebear, only if your are banging them in the freezer you goofball.

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6 years 36 weeks ago, 6:56 PM

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Just don't keep em longer than 3 days ebear, after that they start to smell like goats...so then just hand em over to runaway.

6 years 36 weeks ago, 7:03 PM

Ebear

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yeah

and the fly strips make me nausius

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6 years 36 weeks ago, 7:06 PM

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I agree Ebear. However, when maggots get in there, the bodies tend to warm up again for a while.

6 years 36 weeks ago, 7:08 PM

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yes cat

and after my 2 initial pukes..im good for awhile...and get this....i can bite all i want no hickies....all the blood is around her ankles

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6 years 36 weeks ago, 7:11 PM

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sick fucks. Necrophilia, well at least they don't say no to you anymore...lol

6 years 36 weeks ago, 7:12 PM

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sam!!!

just keepin it real....c'mon , you've never skullfucked a zombie????

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6 years 36 weeks ago, 12:34 AM

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Honor Guard

Went to Texas once when I was in the 82nd Honor Guard we traveled all over but of all the places we went Texas knew how to treat solders great state would love to go back there again

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6 years 35 weeks ago, 5:30 PM

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Yes he did!

Yeah!

"Two flags fly above my land that really sum up how I feel. One is the colors that fly high and proud the red the white the blue.The other ones got a rattlesnake with a simple statement made, Don’t Tread On Me is what it says"
6 years 35 weeks ago, 12:44 AM

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I would have to say

Of all the states that I have been through, Texas is one of my favorites. Galveston Bay area is the bomb. I got pooped on by a seagull there and didn't even mind it. Good thing I was wearing a hat that day. LOL

Go ahead punk, Make My Day!
6 years 34 weeks ago, 10:16 AM

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5 years 44 weeks ago, 10:20 PM

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I may be an AGGIE, but I'm also an "equal opportunity provider"

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5 years 18 weeks ago, 10:55 AM

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TEXAS TEA

Sammy, YOU THE MAN!

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