I hated golf so much, I gave away a real nice set of clubs. However, she could get me back out on the course.
whacks with my #1 and as many 'worm burners' she said "you really have a problem getting it up, huh" It's bad enough I can't play golf but she could have left my sex life out of it! Bitch...
how many strokes with the driver? You'd prolly go way over par LOL!!
I was only born with a putter.
You were born with a lot of other things , too, Including a brain, a nervous system, etc.
BUT--IF you were "ONLY born" with a putter, you are in big trouble now, because everything will look like a golf ball.
On the other hand, if you were "born ONLY" with a putter-- you would need, at least 13 other clubs of your choosing, if you wanted to exploit the full USGA regulations.
"ONLY BORN" VERSUS "BORN ONLY" mean two different things.
God might have blessed Ireland, but he did not bless us Irishman with drivers, lol.