I hated golf so much, I gave away a real nice set of clubs. However, she could get me back out on the course.
whacks with my #1 and as many 'worm burners' she said "you really have a problem getting it up, huh" It's bad enough I can't play golf but she could have left my sex life out of it! Bitch...
how many strokes with the driver? You'd prolly go way over par LOL!!
I was only born with a putter.