greasypaws and all the other rednecks on here... A new form of birth control

greasypaws and all the other rednecks on here... A new form of birth control

I knew it was a redneck who invented duct tape. Git R done...

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5 years 4 weeks ago, 3:05 PM

ecaman

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Ouch!

She ain't gonna be in the mood AT ALL when that tape's pulled off!

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. (Mark Twain).
5 years 4 weeks ago, 3:07 PM

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i thought she said

DUCT ME DUCT ME!!!!! Gotta get my hearing checked

...check... G-AZ
5 years 4 weeks ago, 3:07 PM

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i would love

to be there for the unveiling tho.

i tried being reasonable,i didn't like it, NRA LIFE MEMBER,USMC VETERAN
5 years 4 weeks ago, 5:33 PM

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Now that's a crying shame, don't ever waste good tape like that!

"We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home" Thomas Jefferson
5 years 4 weeks ago, 5:57 PM

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Well all I can say is

Fucking ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch!!

America is not at war. The U.S. Military is at war. America is at the Mall. If you don't stand behind our troops, PLEASE feel free to stand in front of them!
5 years 4 weeks ago, 7:20 PM

samD

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Wax job. LOL

5 years 4 weeks ago, 9:16 PM

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Somebody is going to have a torn labia when this is all over.

5 years 4 weeks ago, 9:32 PM

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something tells me im gona like this site just fine..

a man has to hold his word, hold his beliefs, and hold a good sight picture.
5 years 3 weeks ago, 9:37 PM

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Scotch Tape would be a thong.

Go ahead punk, Make My Day!
4 years 46 weeks ago, 4:46 PM

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trailer park brazilian

trailer park brazilian

WE can't stop here...this is bat country.
4 years 46 weeks ago, 4:52 PM

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