A Government worker urgently needed a few days off work, But, he knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. he thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off. So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What in the name of our good Lord are you doing?' I told him I was a light bulb. He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.' Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'
He jumped down and walked out of the office... When my co-worker followed me, the Boss asked her, '...And where do you think you're going?!'
She said, 'I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark.