Guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll. - Thanks to ebear and for his home pics.

Guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll. - Thanks to ebear and for his home pics.

Guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.

Guy behind the counter says , 'Male or female?'
Customer says , 'Female.'
Counter guy asks , 'Black or white?
Customer says , 'White.'
Counter guy asks , 'Christian or Muslim?'
Customer says , 'What the hell does religion have to do with it?'
Counter guy says , 'The Muslim one blows itself up.'

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5 years 11 weeks ago, 12:28 PM

zx12rmike

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A young man goes to his doctor and asks him "how can I make sure my fiance is a virgin. Well the doc says get some red paint, some blue paint, and a shovel. The doc says paint your left nut blue and the right nut red. What about the shovel, the young man said. Well, just before you are going to make love to your bride show her your nuts. If she says :those are the strangest balls I've ever seen" Hit her with the shovel!

"We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home" Thomas Jefferson
5 years 11 weeks ago, 7:32 PM

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HAHAHA

HAHAHA

Live by the sword, die by the Kimber
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