Guys,, any of you (excemp Hamp right now) is this yer ole lady?
used to be until i divorced her ass
Not a man on here that doesn't get the willies with this one..
Quick joke, and i don't know who sent it to me.. Sam or Ecaman probably..
Brother is ridding his scoot down the 101 in Calif. all of a sudden a booming voice from above says "son you have been a good man.. ask for one favor" .. So the guy coasts over to the side of the road puts down the kickstand, thinks about it, says "Lord a bridge to Hawaii so i can just ride over".. couple min later Lord comes back "Look i can do that, but think of the work, im giving ya a chance at something special don't blow it and make me use all that steel and concrete for a whim".. So the guy thinks, and says "Lord, your right.. I don't understand women, please explain why they get quiet, why i can't please them, what they really want"
bout 3 min goes by, a quiet voice comes down..."so ya want that bridge 2 lanes or 4"
and to lazy to get up and check Glorias computer...
I've got to get to bed.. You guys have a good night, maybe will have some good news on pard number one tomorrow.. know were all praying for it.. Night brothers..
ill catch ya tomorrow!
Old fella decided he was going to have to move on to the next phase of his life after turning 50. So he concerned himself with what and where are the 50 year old hotties. So what does everyone else do at this age??? Hmmm Golf
SOooooo off to the Club to check it out ..........and it wasn't so bad. The Club seems to have been forgiving in the respect that there were enough other things to do if Golf just wasn't going to be your cup of tea. .............ah tea,, yeah
So Tea .?. Hmmm Sounds good .?. So I went off to the 9th Hole outdoor grill. …..started looking at the menu:
Hot Dog $4.50
Soup of the Day $4.50
Hand Job $50.00
Baked potato $4.95
Then I noticed the little waitress. Blondie, Athletic, Bubbles, etc
So I asked her "are you the one who gives the hand jobs??" ...........she smiles and
pokes her mounds out at me and says "why yes" ......all a wiggly and smiley.
" OK" I says ........"'well then will you wash yer hands REAL Frikin' good !! ... cause I want a cheezburger"
Old boy walks into a doc office.. says, i want some of them blue pills that i hear will get you dick up, and i want ya to give me like 1/4 the normal dose of them..
Doctor looks him over, does a quick assessment of age (WAY elderly) health (undernourished). and says one quarter dose sir.. old boy says Yep, thats what i want..
Tells the old boy.. Sir to be honest, While they are safe, im afraid you will need the normal dosage for an erection...
Old boy looks at him.. say.. Son, i dont want no hard on, i just wanna get it up enough i can stop peeing on my shoes...
looking around the forum to see where we put our jokes when we have 'em. I knew they were 'off topic' posts,,, but sheesh so many pages to look thru to find it. so I just waited for the right place aye.
Greg it is getting late for me too. Can't watch the markets any more tonight,, gonna go lay down. it's 3:25 here. I notice a few of us stay up till the wee ones aye.
But I also notice it causes me to miss getting in some real good conversations ....and also by the time a finally read others, everyone has gone on to the next. Timing isn't my strong suit.
see ya tomorrow pard..
i got a buddy,takes half a one of those blue pills a day,says it helps him keep his flat top haircut looking good!