Gynecologist's Assistant

Gynecologist's Assistant

A retired man went into the Job Center in Downtown Denver and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant.

Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details.

The clerk pulled up the file and read; "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist.

You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination.

The annual salary is $65,000, and you'll have to go to Billings, MT. That's about 550 miles from here."

"Good grief, is that where the job is?"

"No sir. That's where the end of the line is right now."

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6 years 33 weeks ago, 9:34 AM

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Good one Sam

LOL.

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6 years 33 weeks ago, 10:27 AM

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6 years 33 weeks ago, 10:50 AM

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morning gents..

good to see your all "above ground" this fine saturday...anyone have anything interesting planed

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6 years 33 weeks ago, 10:52 AM

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greg

The sun is out, I'm gonna go shoot something!

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6 years 33 weeks ago, 11:01 AM

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I bought one of those cheap ass cell phones from walmart for $10 (wife and i had shared before) so i call india to set it up, and nope... no service in our area. so they sent me a step up that is supposed to work, i have to call and get it going.. then send the other one back.. while im out the truck will NOT come straight home.. our local general store, and then to the range..

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6 years 33 weeks ago, 11:05 AM

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Later guys

I hear theres a rouge gang of pricky pear cactus at the farm. The shotty ought to keep em in line. (paper gets old every now and then)
Hell I might get a few quail in the process.

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6 years 33 weeks ago, 11:07 AM

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6 years 33 weeks ago, 11:16 AM

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hold the door vaq.

got to get going...you guys have a great day.. see ya all tonight..

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6 years 33 weeks ago, 12:35 PM

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My wife's cousin is a Gyno, and when he first got out of Dr School and specialized, the cousins teased him relentlessly. He really wouldn't talk about work at all. Now that he has a wife (also) a Dr and a couple little girls he has a lot more of a sense of humor about the whole thing. I think the last time I asked him how was work and he replied "nasty" I never asked him again!!

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6 years 33 weeks ago, 12:39 PM

Anonymous

HA!

LOL!!!

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