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haircut

A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I
can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About two
hours."

The guy left.

A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How
long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop
and said," About three hours."

The guy left.

A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How
long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and
said, "About an hour and a half."

The guy left.

The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor.
Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has
to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back.

"A little while later Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?"

Bill looked up, tears in his eyes from laughter and said,

"Your house."

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4 years 12 weeks ago, 10:16 PM

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funny sam

thats a good one i laughed so hard i had tears in my eyes.

4 years 12 weeks ago, 10:18 PM

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hey rynos

welcome to gunslot man!

I'm just another damn yankee with a loaded gun looking for some fun!
4 years 12 weeks ago, 10:19 PM

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thanks

thanks raffy im glad to be here. im a few days new but gettin the hang of this site

4 years 12 weeks ago, 10:22 PM

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you one of us wheelguners pard

a man has to hold his word, hold his beliefs, and hold a good sight picture.
4 years 12 weeks ago, 10:25 PM

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thanks greg

got quit a few guns, and love to hunt and shoot, also into archery.

4 years 12 weeks ago, 10:40 PM

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But same here on the guns.. click on the geezer and you can see most of them.. Our son-n-law has a number of really good mounts, bow and rifle.. I'm more of a pistol shooter myself..

For all of you new guys.. And im NOT the old timer by any means, right now that would be either greasypaws, raffy, or catfish.. If you can, try to post some pics of what you own and shoot..and tell us a bit about youselfs.. you can click on any of us and sorta see what we shoot, and get an idea of what were about..

This is a funny thing but for some reason those that stick around here are really a great group of guys, i feel real lucky to know them, and be a part of our little group, and would bet money that if you guys stick around your going to feel the same way

a man has to hold his word, hold his beliefs, and hold a good sight picture.
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