Happy Saturday

Happy Saturday

Barack Obama was out jogging along the parkway one morning when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing, and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland ."
"No problem," Barack said, "I'll take you there on my special airplane."
The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan shoes."
"I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them," Barack said.
The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!"
Barack was a little perplexed by this and said, "But you don't look like you're handicapped."
The kid said, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved you from drowning!"

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4 years 37 weeks ago, 12:22 AM

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Very funny!

Very funny!

"We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home" Thomas Jefferson
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