Here ya go Bigshot N!!!

Here ya go Bigshot N!!!

MMMUUUAAAHHHH!!!!

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4 years 22 hours ago, 9:38 PM

Bigshot Nobody

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She lost my damn

hamburger,,,, she's fired

or

she is too high in cholesterol for me

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4 years 22 hours ago, 9:41 PM

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OK!! OK !!!, OK,

You all WIN!!! I just puked on my key board!!!
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4 years 22 hours ago, 9:52 PM

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ACE.. some of us "aging" dudes have this issue with .. well will let it go, but they didn't invent that blue pill for shits and giggles..

Did i tell ya all about the old boy who wanted the doc to score his into threes.. The good doc (obviously not our boy cat) says.. "well sir with all respect i think you'll need more than 1/3 of the dose to get an erection.. Old boy says .. SHIT BOY.. DON"T WANT NO DAMN ERECTION...

Just wanna get it up enough not to pee on my shoes...

For you old timers sorry about the repeat.. i only know so many jokes...cept for my pard Vaq of course... BBBRAAA HHHHAAAA

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4 years 22 hours ago, 9:55 PM

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Greg az

I like that one!!! Ive heard similar ones. but not that 1!!!

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4 years 21 hours ago, 10:15 PM

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And by the way, Who ever really giggles when they shit???? Ive never totally understood that phrase!!!

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4 years 21 hours ago, 10:05 PM

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and actually i agree with pard.. that last post of yours was WAY over the top.. I think we all thought about Greasy.. He had a whole thread of BBQ pics.. we were giving him shit about them so our boy put his long slide 1911 on the grill and posted it..

Obviously good for all that the grill was off...

From the sick recesses of someone (not me) you have heard about the gal who said cunnilingus while she had a chlamydia infection was sorta like a having a Big Mac....with cheese..

Wow..that one got to me.. and guessing sorta pushing the envelope on the Padre thing..

sorry everyone.. someone get the trash can for Mike..

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4 years 21 hours ago, 10:09 PM

ACE

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OMG!!!! That is GROSS!!!! I cant get this disgusted look off my face now!!!! UUGGGHHHH!!!

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4 years 21 hours ago, 10:11 PM

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And probly never will again!

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4 years 21 hours ago, 10:14 PM

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Vaq

I hope I never do again either. That was just wrong!!

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4 years 21 hours ago, 10:15 PM

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thanx ace I'm scarred for life now, think I'm gonna put my eyes out with a hot poker. Think her belly is on the tailgate so she can stand without falling over?

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4 years 21 hours ago, 10:18 PM

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Bigshot Nobody wanted to have a "pic-off"!!!! Im not too sure who won??!!! It was fun tho!!! And sorry 'bout your eyes there!!!!

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4 years 21 hours ago, 10:19 PM

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My eyes My eyes I need bleach or C4 please my eyes

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4 years 21 hours ago, 10:24 PM

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Ok Mike, Who do you think won????? Bign or me??? be honest!!!

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4 years 21 hours ago, 10:27 PM

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I give the total gross out to you!!

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4 years 21 hours ago, 10:28 PM

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Ill take that!!!!! Thank you!!! LOL

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4 years 21 hours ago, 10:28 PM

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Man i love you guys...

Wheres your spirit of adventure..

Ok it was a bit over the top, .. uhhh..ok maybe WAY over the top.. you guys see why Gloria doesn't let me be alone very often.. The old biker spirit kicks in after beer number 4..

My Pard understands why i had a couple extra tonight..

Anyway.. time to hit the sack.. and i really did miss you guys, and so glad to see ya all again..

With all my heart and soul.. you guys matter to me.. At the end of the day, there is nothing in life outside of our belief in our Lord, and our Family that matters as much as friends..

Greasy.. Thanks for putting that up before i signed off.. Pard. God bless ya brother.. let me rephrase that..

God bless everyone of you, our Lord knows our strengths and weaknesses, and how large our hearts are.. Since i was lucky enough to find you guys, there has never been a time when i havent felt how large your hearts are.. And that my friends is not the beer..

Thats you.. I love you guys.. night all..

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4 years 21 hours ago, 10:30 PM

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Good night and God Bless brother!!

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4 years 21 hours ago, 10:33 PM

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Take care pard

I enjoyed it.
Catch you later!

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4 years 21 hours ago, 10:35 PM

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Must be a wheel barrel in front of her, or a 3500HD tailgate!

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3 years 51 weeks ago, 8:01 AM

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balls

I think my nuts retracted back up in my body.

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