hamburger,,,, she's fired
she is too high in cholesterol for me
You all WIN!!! I just puked on my key board!!!
ACE.. some of us "aging" dudes have this issue with .. well will let it go, but they didn't invent that blue pill for shits and giggles..
Did i tell ya all about the old boy who wanted the doc to score his into threes.. The good doc (obviously not our boy cat) says.. "well sir with all respect i think you'll need more than 1/3 of the dose to get an erection.. Old boy says .. SHIT BOY.. DON"T WANT NO DAMN ERECTION...
Just wanna get it up enough not to pee on my shoes...
For you old timers sorry about the repeat.. i only know so many jokes...cept for my pard Vaq of course... BBBRAAA HHHHAAAA
I like that one!!! Ive heard similar ones. but not that 1!!!
And by the way, Who ever really giggles when they shit???? Ive never totally understood that phrase!!!
and actually i agree with pard.. that last post of yours was WAY over the top.. I think we all thought about Greasy.. He had a whole thread of BBQ pics.. we were giving him shit about them so our boy put his long slide 1911 on the grill and posted it..
Obviously good for all that the grill was off...
From the sick recesses of someone (not me) you have heard about the gal who said cunnilingus while she had a chlamydia infection was sorta like a having a Big Mac....with cheese..
Wow..that one got to me.. and guessing sorta pushing the envelope on the Padre thing..
sorry everyone.. someone get the trash can for Mike..
OMG!!!! That is GROSS!!!! I cant get this disgusted look off my face now!!!! UUGGGHHHH!!!
And probly never will again!
I hope I never do again either. That was just wrong!!
thanx ace I'm scarred for life now, think I'm gonna put my eyes out with a hot poker. Think her belly is on the tailgate so she can stand without falling over?
Bigshot Nobody wanted to have a "pic-off"!!!! Im not too sure who won??!!! It was fun tho!!! And sorry 'bout your eyes there!!!!
My eyes My eyes I need bleach or C4 please my eyes
Ok Mike, Who do you think won????? Bign or me??? be honest!!!
I give the total gross out to you!!
Ill take that!!!!! Thank you!!! LOL
Wheres your spirit of adventure..
Ok it was a bit over the top, .. uhhh..ok maybe WAY over the top.. you guys see why Gloria doesn't let me be alone very often.. The old biker spirit kicks in after beer number 4..
My Pard understands why i had a couple extra tonight..
Anyway.. time to hit the sack.. and i really did miss you guys, and so glad to see ya all again..
With all my heart and soul.. you guys matter to me.. At the end of the day, there is nothing in life outside of our belief in our Lord, and our Family that matters as much as friends..
Greasy.. Thanks for putting that up before i signed off.. Pard. God bless ya brother.. let me rephrase that..
God bless everyone of you, our Lord knows our strengths and weaknesses, and how large our hearts are.. Since i was lucky enough to find you guys, there has never been a time when i havent felt how large your hearts are.. And that my friends is not the beer..
Thats you.. I love you guys.. night all..
Good night and God Bless brother!!
I enjoyed it.
Catch you later!
Must be a wheel barrel in front of her, or a 3500HD tailgate!
I think my nuts retracted back up in my body.