Ahmed came to Malaysia from the Middle East. He was only here for a few
months when he became very ill.
He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him.
Finally, he went to an Arabic doctor who said: 'Take dees bucket, go into de
odder room, shit in de bucket, piss on de shit, and den put your head down
over de bucket and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes.'
Ahkmed took the bucket, went into the other room, shat in the bucket, pissed
on the shit, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.
Coming back to the doctor he said, 'It worked. I feel terrific! What was
wrong with me?'
The doctor said 'You were homesick'.