In the Hospital

In the Hospital

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"

The 2nd kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."

The 1st kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jelly and ice-cream. It's a breeze."

The 2nd kid then asks, "What are you here for?"

The 1st kid says, "A circumcision."

And the 2nd kid says, "Whoa, Good luck, buddy, I had that done when I was born... Couldn't walk for a year"

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5 years 39 weeks ago, 5:51 PM

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hahahahahahahahaha, I lked that, it was funny.

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5 years 39 weeks ago, 8:23 PM

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Good One Sam!

I read this to my wife... Thought I was going to have to give her mouth to mouth...lol

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