How to make Millions HAPPY!!!

How to make Millions HAPPY!!!

Barack, Michelle and Oprah were flying over America one day on Airforce One. Barack speaks up and says "If I were to throw a 100$ bill out of here, it would make one person very happy!" Michelle piped up and said, "If I were to throw 10 10$ bills out of here, it would make 10 people very happy!" Oprah not wanting to be outdone, spoke up and said, "If I were to throw out 100 100$ bills out of here, I would make 100 people very happy!" All of them sitting there feeling pretty good about themselves suddenly over heard the pilot saying, "If I were to drop all 3 of ya'll out of here, I would make 56 million people happy!"

Hope everyone has a good Saturday!! Hope to be on here later on tonight!!

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5 years 33 weeks ago, 3:11 AM

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It wasnt a dadgum jpeg

Anyway!! The joke is still damn good!! And Oh sooooooooo true!!!

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5 years 33 weeks ago, 5:22 AM

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tail number on it. I busted a gut laughing when I saw this a few months back.

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