samD where do you come up with stuff like this? There is one factual error though, lol! I don't think you get a sore throat with the swine flu. It's a virus. Sore throats are caused by bacterial infections, mostly strep, like in the money I pay to the pediatrician when I have to take my boys in for shots and antibiotics when they get a strep throat. Doctors are expensive these days even with good insurance. Sheesh!
I am starting a "petition" to rename the swine flu to the congress flu. I am proposing this because pork is part of swine, it is the meat. Pork is part of congress, even though here it is the fat. Regardless, I still think the congress flu is appropriate.
Do I hear a 3rd for the change of swine flu to Congress Flu?
Insurance is expensive but, we ain't seen nuttin yet ! With the guvment in charge we will be paying for the 40% of Americans with zero insurance. I pay for a family plan plus the government"makes" me pay for "MEDICARE" (which I don't need) in order for me to use TRICARE FOR LIFE. Now what the F--- is wrong with that picture. I had medicare tax drawn from my salary for a year and had to pay for MEDICARE insurance every quarter. The tax and insurance payments were the same. Now what the F--- is wrong with that picture. Too make a longer story shorter, Bottom Line; We ain't seen nuttin yet ! Hope the FEDS pick-up on that for "gist".
thats damn funny right there