I should have oiled it more

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5 years 33 weeks ago, 2:26 PM

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Like to oil her

but I'm married and can't.

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5 years 33 weeks ago, 6:59 AM

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I have to say

I would probably take my chances of getting caught

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5 years 33 weeks ago, 12:50 PM

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Oil

causes dirt to cling....

5 years 30 weeks ago, 1:37 PM

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Oil

Break Free LP

5 years 30 weeks ago, 1:41 PM

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give her a 40$ a day coke habit, three kids grabbin at her ankles, failed marrage to a trucker..see if u take her then

I have reasons for the things I do, just don't expect them to be reasonable
5 years 30 weeks ago, 1:42 PM

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ivantank

i would...trashy drama just makes it more interesting

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5 years 30 weeks ago, 1:44 PM

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uhm ryo think

the car look much better neh. but ryo have thing for girl with red or black hair.

different stroke neh

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5 years 8 weeks ago, 6:09 PM

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Oh my God, look at that car!

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5 years 8 weeks ago, 6:11 PM

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you said look at that car and I jumped up and ran to the window lol

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5 years 8 weeks ago, 6:13 PM

zx12rmike

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lmmfao, I needed that thanks photobear

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4 years 50 weeks ago, 4:35 PM

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oh yes you should have but ill give you another shot at it

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4 years 46 weeks ago, 4:35 AM

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What car???

What car??? I do not see one.

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