"I was stopped by the police at midnight and asked where I was going. "

"I was stopped by the police at midnight and asked where I was going. "

I’m on the way to listen to a lecture about the effects of alcohol and drug abuse on the human body.”

The policeman asked me, “Really?

And who’s going to give a lecture at this time of night?”

“My wife”, I responded.

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4 years 2 weeks ago, 9:39 AM

HampsterW

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Ha ha ha, you have

out done yourself again sam, just a couple of itsy bitsy problems here.......I am never out at midnight and I don't drink and drive, I do my drinking at home, it looks like he's showing me how fast I was going....lol

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4 years 2 weeks ago, 9:51 AM

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Not that i really know what a subi looks like.. Maybe a Mercedes or a Volvo..

Funny when i was 12.. this would have been 1960.. i knew every single model of ever manufacturer.. i would send for litreature every year.. Write the dealers, and recieve back amazing amounts of material..

Anyway, and this is for real, i knew the HP&TQ rating of every engine standard and optional..

Now cars will pass us (or i pass them, don't drive like a geez yet) on the road, and Gloria goes whats that.. I'm like "beats me"..

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4 years 2 weeks ago, 7:20 PM

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I am with you Greg, it seems 70 % of all cars look a like, and the SUV's are twins.

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