I would like to propose an Amnesty Plan

I would like to propose an Amnesty Plan

Must have proof that have been in the USA for the last 10 years.

Must show gainful employment for at least 7 of those 10 years.

Must have paid taxes for 7 of those 10 years including the most recent year.

Never have received and currently not receiving Welfare or Government Aid.

Must be able to speak English at a passable 6th grade level.

Must never have been convicted of a Felony or more than 1 DUI.

Must have a current Drivers License and Insurance on any and all vehicles owned. borrowed or parked on your front lawn.

All school age children must be in school with passing grades, C- or better.

All children must speak English.

No children shall be High School Dropouts or in anyway affiliated with any known gang, including LaRaza, Mecha, Atzlan and et al.

Must never started a lawsuit or a party to one with the ACLU involved.

Just some of my random thoughts on the subject, please feel free to add to the list.

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4 years 45 weeks ago, 11:16 AM

Shakleford

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I Got One

No Amnesty! Go Home!

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4 years 45 weeks ago, 6:06 PM

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Amen Shak, and never have been seen in front of Home Depot! That should just about take care of the whole Amnesty BS

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4 years 45 weeks ago, 11:41 AM

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afternoon gents..

Least will be in 25 min.. hows tricks for one and all.. lifes good here in west central az.. Overcast and looks like rain, but otherwise great.. I'll edit this with a comment to avoid the dreaded "bump" shak... they aint gona go home unless we take away incentives (e or i hmm) anyway we have to start holding those who hire them accountable.. now more than ever.. we have a what 9.7 unemployment..and were not trying to make sure americans are in every postion available..

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4 years 45 weeks ago, 11:41 AM

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aliens MUST return to their home of origin before submitting the required documents!!!
A little hint here, their residency requirement would begin again after they return to their home of origin. Catch 22 LOL!!!
Shiite, that would be just like going to the Calif DMV back in the bad old days :<)

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4 years 45 weeks ago, 11:52 AM

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Passing is fine, but don't expect more of them than we expect of our own kids.

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4 years 45 weeks ago, 12:02 PM

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this would be ok?

4 years 45 weeks ago, 12:06 PM

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I believe the numbers used by most poles show the combined black and hispanic population to be more than the white population.. and even if the those figures are wrong, and the population is only "close" to even.. the birth rates for B/H populations are something like three to four times higher than for white america.. ergo.. we be da minority.. bout damn time ya all started acting like it..ACLU, Southern poverty law center, here we come...

Gloria and i are amazed when ever we go down to the city as we did yesterday at how we honestly are the minority.. Least in Phoneix.. we had a total..(time out for finger counting) of six stops (had to use both hands, you all better appreciate the work here) and in all six we were like a 2 or 3 to 1 minority.. and thats always the case..

I have no idea what my point is (gosh thats diffrent huh..) I really don't view myself as a prejudiced individual.. obviously we all are to a degree, but i honestly try not to judge a person on skin color..and i saw more whites that had me shaking my head yesterday than B/H's.. If theres a point to be made here its just that america is changing.. and we are the minority..

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4 years 45 weeks ago, 12:30 PM

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D- will absolutely not be acceptable for my son when he starts school, but that's a difference between enforcing standards that are already set by the schools and trying to legislate parenting. If schools wanted kids to do better, 59 percent wouldn't be the standard. But as long as it is, then it is the only standard that should be enforced by public officials or policy.

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4 years 45 weeks ago, 12:50 PM

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Makes me sick

The idea that whites are heading toward being in a minority situation here in the US makes me sick to my stomach. Time doesn't run backward, so it makes no sense to rail about what should have been done.
Liberals, and many honest, God-fearing conservatives will vigorously disagree with me (which is their right) when I say that I'd like to see all illegals deported, and if they didn't agree to deportation, they would be put into forced labor camps before being deported.
I make no claim to being thoughtfully moderate on this subject. This is from my gut.
This comes from someone who has good friends who are black, latino, asian and Indian. These people are here, they're good, productive citizens, and I value them as human beings and as American citizens.
Blacks were initially brought here against their will, and treated as sub-human. If resentment of this lingers, it is both understandable and justified.
These days, and for some time now, asians and Indians who have come to the US are outstanding, well above average individuals; intelligent, industrious and very productive.
My latino friends are also industrious and productive, and if they (or their parents) were immigrants, came here for a better way of life with more employment opportunities.
Individuals from Latin America who apply for legal immigration are welcome.
Illegals are by definition criminals, and deserve to be treated as such.

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4 years 45 weeks ago, 2:25 PM

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It's is estimated that whites will not be the majority in 2045 or so...but that doesn't mean minority. Whites will still be the largest group, but when ALL others are counted (blacks, hispanics, asians, etc), they will in TOTAL outnumber whites. This is different than being a minority...just wanted to clarify. The real problem of course are the people who come here and are given a free ride...they will never be productive, although they will continue to vote Democrat. They are so stupid that they vote for the people who by their polcies hold them back from succeeding--very maddening.

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4 years 45 weeks ago, 12:55 PM

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4 years 45 weeks ago, 2:39 PM

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Asian or taco bender. I did 20 in Uncle Sugar's boat club and worked with many negroes and beaners but never had any as friends.
When I was a little kid we lived in a neighborhood with lots to meskins and I liked them but as far as friends go, now I have little or nothing in common with them so am not interested in becoming friends.

As for their legal status, ship them ALL back to Honduras, Guatemala, Mexico, where ever and post military on the border with orders that there will be NO illegals coming into the U.S.

iyaoyas
4 years 45 weeks ago, 6:09 PM

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Maybe the schools think a D- is passing I have never accepted that from my kids. Anything less that a C and my kids go to summer school or tutoring.

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4 years 41 weeks ago, 1:00 PM

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mexican prison

i hear our govenator out here in kali wants to build a prison in mexico to send the illegal mexicans we bust for drug runing,violent crimes ect.my question is,since we are at war and the us mexico border IS closed to them,why arent we shooting these assholes as terorists?gangs operate on fear,so isnt it terorism for the mexican mafia to jump our borders sling there nasty mexican dope harass our citizens and shoot up our streets? only go to jail where they control even more than they do out here...I CANT BE THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS THIS IS A BAD IDEA.

if you know more about this issue please elaborate for me.

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