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4 years 5 days ago, 7:58 PM

zx12rmike

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Hey turn around I can't see a thang!

"We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home" Thomas Jefferson
4 years 5 days ago, 8:15 PM

Anonymous

lol

She is about to get plowed lol

4 years 3 days ago, 7:55 PM

traderjac

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Lost train

Damn, about to lose another train.

If a man can make you mad just by talking, then he is far brighter than you.
4 years 3 days ago, 8:15 PM

Lyle Hutchins 1

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Train Subject

I thought it was called "Pulling a Train"??? Hiding a Train maby?
Help me out on this one Gents.
Lyle

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4 years 3 days ago, 11:24 PM

luckybychoice

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so these two guys

went camping in the woods,after a day or so they were sitting around a campfire and one guy says to the other;

how about we split up tomorrow and go exploring,you go south and i'll go north and then we'll meet up at the end of the day back here at this campfire and tell about our day.

next morning they split up and that evening they met back at the fire.

First one says,"well i headed south about 6 miles and came upon this gorgeous lake,so clear i could see fish swimming,so i caught some fish and had a great shore lunch and then went swimming in the afternoon.They both agreed that was pretty cool deal alright.

The other one related his day," well i headed North about 3 miles and found a train track,i followed that track for about 5 miles to the west,when i came upon a beautiful woman tied to the tracks,i quickly untied her and led her to safety,where we spent the rest of the day making love

astounded the first guy says"that's an amazing story,did she give you head?

to which the second guy says"head....naw i never found her head.

i tried being reasonable,i didn't like it, NRA LIFE MEMBER,USMC VETERAN
4 years 1 day ago, 8:02 PM

zx12rmike

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Didn't see that one coming, shit that's funny!! Almost spit up my sketti!

"We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home" Thomas Jefferson
4 years 3 days ago, 1:06 AM

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second time I've spit up on it.. man you guys are some way sick puppies..

i just tossed a slow one over the plate for ebear.. it's to easy Ed, don't do it..

a man has to hold his word, hold his beliefs, and hold a good sight picture.
4 years 1 day ago, 4:19 PM

luckybychoice

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screen cleaning

yep I've done that myself lol

i tried being reasonable,i didn't like it, NRA LIFE MEMBER,USMC VETERAN
4 years 1 day ago, 7:56 PM

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Hey Snake,

Quit your bitchin and whining.
You disgraced yourself, all our members and the good name of this club with your outright lies and distortions. Showing guns and things you didn't own. I don't hate you, just making you pay for your sins.
I really think your name should be "Skunk" for how you fouled the air around here.
I will get off your back, as you say, when I really think you have repented and reformed.
Quit with the 1 line posts, like good and haha. I will delete everyone that I see.
It is so easy to change your name back.
Greasypaws donated a rifle to you and you were going to trade it for a box of moon pies or something. That really pissed me off. If I was GP, I would have made you send that rifle back.
So quit your whining and playing the victim, grow up be a man and drink a big glass of shut the fuck up!

1 year 41 weeks ago, 10:00 AM

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insert........

If a train leaves podunk town at 6 a. m. travelling 40 miles and hour and another train leaves bum f**k egypt at 8 a.m. travelling 60 miles an hour, how long will it be before both trains slam simultaneously into this b*tch from both ends, thereby restoring order to the world and giving her the best, albeit last, ride of her life ??

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