It's the label that makes the dress

It's the label that makes the dress

Petra and Chela, two comadres, are talking..

Petra : Ese señor Ed aka ebear, asked me out on a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him
before I give him my answer.

Chela: Pues, le' me tell yu sonting. He cho's up at my casa a las 7 and dressed good, really nice yu know. And he brings me flawers and una
caja de chocolates, más suave! Then he take me downstairs, and wha was there but a beautiful car limousine, con chauffeur y toda la mierda.

Then he take me out for dinner... más bueno, el lobster. Then we go see a cho'... Let me tell yu Petra , I enjoy it so much I could hab died
from pleachure! So then, we are coming back to my house, and he turn into a ANIMAL. Más Loco que el Diablo , he tears off my espensive new
dress that I bough at Target and has his way with me... two times!'

Petra : No Joda! So, you telling me I shouldn't go out with him?

Chela: NO, NO PENDEJA!! I'm just saying, wear an old dress from Wal-Mart.

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