For Ivantank - 5 yr old to the bank

For Ivantank - 5 yr old to the bank

A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy
lunchtime. They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit
complete with pager.

As they waited patiently, the little boy said loudly, 'Gee, she's
fat!' The mother bent down and whispered in the little boys ear to be quiet.

A couple of minutes passed by and the little boy spread his hands as
far as they would go and announced; 'I'll bet her butt is this wide!'

The fat woman turns around and glares at the little boy.

The mother gave him a good telling off, and told him to be quiet.

After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the line.

Just then, her pager began to emit a: beep, beep, beep.

The little boy yells out, 'Run for your life, she's backing up!!

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4 years 32 weeks ago, 6:37 PM

Anonymous

HAHAHA!!!

Good one.

4 years 32 weeks ago, 7:05 PM

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That's good!

Once I was in the grocery with one of my little girls, who was about 3 at the time. We were going down an aisle when we met an extremely well endowed woman. My little girl stared & stared, then turned to me & said (loudly), "Boy, Daddy, she's got BIG titties!" I just said, "She sure does", & kept pushing the cart. Fortunately, the woman just grinned.

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4 years 32 weeks ago, 10:56 AM

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I think she was my ex! I always wanted to paint her yellow!

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