JEFF GORDON FIRES ENTIRE PIT CREW:

JEFF GORDON FIRES ENTIRE PIT CREW:

This announcement followed Gordon's decision
to take advantage of President Obama's scheme
to employ Harlem youngsters.

The decision to hire them was brought about by
a recent documentary on how unemployed youths
from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in
less than 6 seconds without proper equipment,
whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in
8 seconds with million-dollar high tech equipment.

It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by
Gordon's management team as most races are won
or lost in the pits.

However, Gordon got more than he bargained for!

At the crew's first practice session, not only was the
inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under
6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had changed the
paint scheme, altered the Vin number, and sold the car
to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some
photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.

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