Jim died.

Jim died.

His will provided $40,000 for an elaborate funeral.

As the last guests departed the affair, his wife Sharon turned to her oldest and dearest friend. 'Well, I'm sure
Jim would be pleased,' she said.
'I'm sure you're right,' replied Brenda, who lowered her voice and leaned in close.

'How much did this really cost?'

'All of it,' said Sharon . 'Forty thousand.'

'No!' Brenda exclaimed. 'I mean, it was very nice, but $40,000?'

Sharon answered, 'The funeral was $6,500. I donated $500 to church. The whiskey, wine and snacks were another $500.
The rest went for the Memorial Stone.'
Brenda computed quickly. '$32,500 for a Memorial Stone? How big is it?'

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6 years 51 weeks ago, 3:41 PM

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but if your talkin about a grave marker..yea that big $$$..but as far as the rock..i like the low maintanence gals

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6 years 51 weeks ago, 3:52 PM

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Ivan chan, victor chan will call here tonight. my pops alway enjoy talking to him on phone. he very most excellent friend. ryu kun and self are allow to shout out and say hi, too. tomorrow is big day for ryo. will swim and dive in regional meet tomorrow. this time we not hold back anything like did for last meet. we in serious competition now and so must finish either 1st or 2nd in order to move on to next meet in state bi regional meet. ryo and team gonna need all the luck we can get neh.

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6 years 51 weeks ago, 4:02 PM

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i had a great morning, i jus explained it on another post...my wife still thinks i am nuts..but at least i have not bought a red corvette..but that anti-tank gun sure did sound good lol...best of luck in the swimming meet...we will be routing for you

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6 years 51 weeks ago, 4:14 PM

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yohodo tame (very good) about not buying red vette! you are not nuts. you are good man and good friend and wise man too. you successful businessman and so ryo not see how wife could have any complaint and should indulge ivan chan in his new hobby neh.

thank you so much for cheering on ryo and gary kun and team for tomorrow. we will dive and swim our hearts out knowing we have fans of team here at gunslot.

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