A joke for the ladies

A joke for the ladies

If Men Got Pregnant:

Morning sickness would rank as the nation's number one health problem

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay

Children would be kept in hospital until toilet trained

Natural childbirth would become obsolete

All methods of birth control would be 100 per cent effective

Men would be eager to talk about commitment

There would be a cure for stretch marks

They'd serve beer instead of coffee at antenatal classes

Men wouldn't think twins were so cute

Sons would have to be home from dates by 10 p.m.

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