JUST FUNNY!

Akhmed the Arab came to the United States. He was
only here a few months when he became very ill. He went to doctor after
doctor, but none could help him. Finally, he went to an Arab doctor who
said:

"Take dees bocket, go into de odder room, poop in de bocket, pee on de
poop, and den put your head down over de bocket and breathe in de fumes
for ten minutes."

Ahkmed took the bucket, went into the other room, shit in the bucket,
pissed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.

Coming back to the doctor he said, 'It worked. I feel terrific! What
was wrong with me?'

The doctor said " Nothin, You were homesick.”

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3 years 21 weeks ago, 6:28 PM

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lmmfao

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3 years 21 weeks ago, 7:27 PM

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LMAO

Now thats some funny shit!!!

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3 years 21 weeks ago, 7:28 PM

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damn funny

good one

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3 years 21 weeks ago, 8:41 PM

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LMAO. this made my day.

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3 years 21 weeks ago, 4:30 AM

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Funny

Now this is one of the funniest jokes Ive heard in awhile. Thanks HK.

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3 years 20 weeks ago, 10:22 PM

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And true. Here's what I don't get.

My first tour, I was at an Iraqi Police station and I had to shit real bad. So I go into their crapper, which is just a fucking hole in the floor you have to squat over. Here I am, weapon jammed up between the wall and the toilet tank, IBA on, pants down and being held, and I shit into the hole. First time ever, and I made it. Now ask anyone who has been in a hadji crapper, there is almost always shit piled on the bcakside of the hole. So I'm a big dumb American, with all my gear, and without something as easy as a man dress to simply hike up, and I can shit in the hole. Now you take a fucking ayrab man, 40 years old, who has been shitting in a hole all his life, and he hasn't yet figured out that he needs to scoot forward four fucking inches. They fucking need us there. Can't even shit in a hole, and they want to run a country?

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3 years 19 weeks ago, 8:40 AM