Akhmed the Arab came to the United States. He was
only here a few months when he became very ill. He went to doctor after
doctor, but none could help him. Finally, he went to an Arab doctor who
"Take dees bocket, go into de odder room, poop in de bocket, pee on de
poop, and den put your head down over de bocket and breathe in de fumes
for ten minutes."
Ahkmed took the bucket, went into the other room, shit in the bucket,
pissed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.
Coming back to the doctor he said, 'It worked. I feel terrific! What
was wrong with me?'
The doctor said " Nothin, You were homesick.”