This is the kind of farm cats we have here! What mice?

This is the kind of farm cats we have here! What mice?

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5 years 17 weeks ago, 3:11 PM

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LOL

Very funny.

5 years 17 weeks ago, 3:11 PM

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Smithw45!!!!!

I need a cat like this here.

5 years 17 weeks ago, 3:15 PM

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Figured that there’s all kinds of pic of pussy with guns on gunslot, what’s one more

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5 years 17 weeks ago, 3:15 PM

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My cat is a liberal Pacifist damn cat.

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5 years 17 weeks ago, 3:19 PM

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I had my male Siamese neutered and now he is a Liberal...

5 years 17 weeks ago, 3:19 PM

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the question is

how big is that fuckin mouse....that the cat needs a double barrel...hmmmmm?

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5 years 17 weeks ago, 3:28 PM

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Well you notice

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how big is that fuckin mouse....that the cat needs a double barrel...hmmmmm?

well you notice smithw45 is from michigan so those detroit rats can get the size of a small car

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5 years 17 weeks ago, 3:31 PM

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im a long way from detroit, we do tend to get rats in the barn every few years

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5 years 17 weeks ago, 3:34 PM

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how's that buck doin??? did you kill it to death yet?????

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5 years 17 weeks ago, 3:36 PM

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shit no its still 32 days till season opens, too make it worse i havent seen him in weeks. i hope hes still around.

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5 years 17 weeks ago, 3:41 PM

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mabey he's shacked up with his doe-bitch and she won't let him out.....then when he finally bullshits her and she says "OH allright" he goes out and BAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU NAIL HIS SORRY LYING ASS!!!!

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5 years 17 weeks ago, 3:44 PM

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lol Or he gets sick of

lol Or he gets sick of putting up with her shit and walks up and says just do it

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5 years 17 weeks ago, 3:51 PM

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or

he went to a Village People Reunion Concert and got ass-slammed at the after party and when you do see him next he has an open sore over his upper lip, hense making it hard to find a taxidermist who will not charge you double because he mistakes it for mad-cow desease.

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5 years 17 weeks ago, 3:52 PM

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Lol Damn deer and there STD’S

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5 years 17 weeks ago, 3:55 PM

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yeah but i could be wrong 2....lol

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5 years 17 weeks ago, 3:34 PM

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I grew up in port huron thats about 60 miles north.

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5 years 17 weeks ago, 3:37 PM

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im 30 min east of saginaw

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5 years 17 weeks ago, 3:39 PM

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smith ask Ryo,

There is NO life East of Texas...

5 years 17 weeks ago, 3:42 PM

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lol, Ilove my small, lifeless town.

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5 years 17 weeks ago, 3:43 PM

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isn't that somewhere in the orient ka

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5 years 17 weeks ago, 3:46 PM

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i dont get orient ka

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5 years 17 weeks ago, 3:44 PM

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Ok

smithw45 wrote:
im 30 min east of saginaw

I used to serve with a guy from Bay City. Have dove Saginaw Bay a couple of times. Beautiful area.

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5 years 17 weeks ago, 3:45 PM

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PHOTO

You were a waiter?????

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5 years 17 weeks ago, 4:00 PM

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of course

thats the first thing the army taught us hurry up and waiter around

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5 years 17 weeks ago, 4:02 PM

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Navy peeps. Y'all never heard of the USAF, for Country Club style living.

5 years 17 weeks ago, 4:07 PM

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Navy peeps. Y'all never heard of the USAF, for Country Club style living.

Those are my son-inlaw(Navy nuclear machinist mate) My daughter(navy Nuclear electronics Tech) my Youngest daughter and in the corner my neice a sonar tech aboard the USS Bainbridge over there kicking ass and getting a body count on useless somali pirates. I also have a neice in the army and a neice in the air force. My youngest brother just got back from his 3rd tour in Iraq. He's a MP.

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5 years 17 weeks ago, 4:17 PM

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damn good looking crew. Was just saying the AF is a lot cushier.

5 years 17 weeks ago, 4:32 PM

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hell yea

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damn good looking crew. Was just saying the AF is a lot cushier.

if I would have been smarter i would have joined the air force and slept in barraks instead of sleeping in mud with snakes and other assorted bunch of things that crawl, slither,and fly at your face.

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5 years 17 weeks ago, 3:21 PM

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Big MoFo...

5 years 17 weeks ago, 3:25 PM

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us mexicans kilt that pinche!!!!!!! viva el raton!!!! Speedy Gonzalez!!!! pussy gato!!

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5 years 17 weeks ago, 3:34 PM

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But killing the Duke is berry berry malo, si? I piss in your beer if I see you!

5 years 17 weeks ago, 3:38 PM

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ebear

"and what happend to john wayne????
us mexicans kilt that pinche!!!!!!! viva el raton!!!! Speedy Gonzalez!!!! pussy gato!!"

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But killing the Duke is berry berry malo, si? I piss in your beer if I see you!

Don't give us another reason to come down there and kick your asses"again"

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5 years 17 weeks ago, 3:38 PM

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lmao

dat would'nt taste 2 berry good lookin...no ?

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5 years 17 weeks ago, 3:23 PM

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Nah it's the typical liberal it see's the mouse run by I go and kill it and the damn cat takes all the praise while I just become the gun nut who shot it with the twelve gauge in the living room go figure.

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5 years 17 weeks ago, 3:23 PM

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not after it get hit with both barrels it wont be

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5 years 17 weeks ago, 3:25 PM

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neh. that birdie would make very good Special Forces Officer. he know how to handle all sorts of threats from cats using high tech gadgets to bulldogs in bad mood neh. respectfully request the assistance of Tweety Bird.

Your ichiban magomusuko,

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5 years 17 weeks ago, 3:38 PM

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hopefully we have everything cover now.

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5 years 17 weeks ago, 3:44 PM

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will be back later.

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5 years 17 weeks ago, 4:29 PM

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Training , Training

Cant get my cat to hold the shotgun steady. He needs a lot of practice.

He's good with the pistol tho...

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