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4 years 7 weeks ago, 8:28 PM

Vaquero

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Later guys

my eyes are slamming shut.

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4 years 7 weeks ago, 1:24 PM

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Your scaring me brother.. I know you work with all that high voltage stuff and all.. but im thinking the shoes have to go..

Got to tell you i have laughed more at this picture than anything in awhile.. Yep this old boy was flat "one toke over the line"..

Had an old Chief who always said your not really drunk till you start thinking about shitting in your sock.. What tickles me is i don't even know what that means, but like the picture above is still sorta scary...

Where you be bro.. still in baja OK or what..

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4 years 7 weeks ago, 1:28 PM

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Padre

Yep, still in okie land.Tell me Greg, you think that pipe is in his left hand or somewhere else?
Yeah, the one right behind his right foot.

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4 years 7 weeks ago, 1:31 PM

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for sucking golf balls

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4 years 7 weeks ago, 1:34 PM

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I'm laughing my ass off... for real belly laughs... Makes this picture even better.. this boy was flat over the top partying.. I took a close look at it, and think its an aluminum baseball bat..

Your guess is good as mine, but you have to be hoisting that 4th sheet into the wind when you put on those shoes and go for a walk..

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4 years 7 weeks ago, 1:38 PM

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Greg

Did yall recover from the storms? It sounded like ya got hit pretty good.

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4 years 7 weeks ago, 1:40 PM

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Is this dude one of

those 'people of Walmart' guys? "one toke over the line" is right!

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4 years 7 weeks ago, 1:59 PM

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We did for sure pard.

Yeah i was a LOT worried a couple times as when we put the home in we had it angled toward the south west to get a better view of the mountains.. big covered porch.. man lifes great then with the first storm.. and why i didn't see this coming is nobody's fault but mine, we all know how it storms in the Mt's, but nope, we have this big covered porch that DUMB SHIT now has angled into the prevailing wind.. No joke.. i have like this huge wing thats pointed right at the wind.. Sorta like going out and pissing on mother nature..

Gloria being a typical gal can't see what a risk this is so every storm is accompanied with a fight as i threaten to throw a chain over one of the cross members and hook it to the 250.. Of course this is out of the question as Gloria thinks im being neurotic and doesn't want her porch to have a chain hanging off it.. sheesssh..

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4 years 7 weeks ago, 2:18 PM

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I think a chain would add character, you could always threaten to use duct tape maybe then a chain wouldn't seem so bad to her.

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4 years 7 weeks ago, 2:29 PM

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LMAO

OozeRat wrote:
I think a chain would add character, you could always threaten to use duct tape maybe then a chain wouldn't seem so bad to her.

I applied this comment from oozerat to the picture, didn't catch on about the porch thing for a second.

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4 years 7 weeks ago, 2:33 PM

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This really is a deal with us.. I've actually gone out in some serious weather and thrown lines over, and used truckers hitches to get some more weight pulling down on it.. Gloria thinks im paranoid.. I tell her id rather be paranoid and have a roof on the porch, than normal, and roofless.. roofless.. now watch..sure as shit Schuyler is gonna tell me thats not a word..

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4 years 7 weeks ago, 2:36 PM

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will be along shortly....lol

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4 years 7 weeks ago, 2:41 PM

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Waiting for Ace to light my ass about the typical gal comment... sis you know what im talking about ..your gender (as a rule) doesn't always get the whole weight to energy thing like guys do.. Just like we guys do dumb things (as a rule) and worry about them later..

Lucky i had to check wiki on that one to.. i knew Hagler beat Hearns, as it cost me, but couldnt remember the year.. yep 85 ceasars palace.. Watched it and the Duran, Lennard fights at the convention center down in Tucson.. Meskn's and Brothers were pop'n rounds off at each other after the second Duran/Lennard match up.. I remember getting out of dodge from the parking lot and actually duckiing down while doing it..

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4 years 7 weeks ago, 3:11 PM

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Greg az

No ass lightin 2 day, friend!! I do know what ur talking about!! I hope U get everything the way U want it, of course tho, keeping Mrs. Gloria happy in the process!!!

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2 years 42 weeks ago, 8:37 PM

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Not faked.. least i don't think and hope not.. first visit for over a year, and it still brings me to tears laughing.. ok got to go.. back later.. love ya guys.. Ace see your here lady.. glad you are and hope alls well with you, and the bussiness.. later.

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2 years 42 weeks ago, 8:41 PM

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Party hard

I've seen this one before and it never stops being funny. I'd like to know the real story behind it.

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