A little old Jewish man is walking down the street one afternoon,

A little old Jewish man is walking down the street one afternoon,

A little old Jewish man is walking down the street one afternoon,

when he sees a woman with perfect breasts.

He says to her,

"Hey miss, would you let me suck your breasts for $100?"

"Are you nuts?" she replies, and keeps walking away.

He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does.

"Would you let me suck your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asks again.

"Listen you, I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?"

So the little old Jewish man runs around the next block and faces her again,

"Would you let me suck your breasts - just once - for $10,000 dollars?"

She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmmmm, $10,000 dollars.

Ok, just once, but not here.

Let's go to that dark alley over there."

So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world.

As soon as he sees them,

he grabs them and starts caressing them,

fondling them slowly,

kissing them,

licking them,

burying his face in them -

but not sucking them.

The woman finally gets annoyed and asks,

'Well? Are you gonna suck on them or not?'

"Nah," says the little old Jewish man,

"costs too much!"

Genius may have its limitations,

but stupidity is not thus handicapped.

Elbert Hubbard
US author (1856 - 1915)

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4 years 23 weeks ago, 9:53 PM

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lmao

that is one smart man lol

4 years 22 weeks ago, 7:11 AM

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Whataburger

This girl is from Texas she is holding a Whataburger cup.

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FYI

4 years 21 weeks ago, 6:02 AM

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Yes, I forgot they went worldwide so I hear,World Head Quarters is @ Corpus Christi,Texas

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I better not go there at work......Or at home.....shit!.LOL!

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No wonder you got so hot

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Blower?

Is that what the cool kids are calling them now day's CW? LMAO

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4 years 22 weeks ago, 8:58 AM

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on her home site,
Mabe not

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PM sir!

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Back at ya'

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what website?

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fuck thats funny

fuck thats funny

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