Chicken Censored (& Snake Tail)

Stop .. please ..

Of all the phallic imagery in the world, some how our good, but obviously disturbed brother Schuyler has discovered the single most mind numbing picture that exists in our known universe.

If you have seen this picture go immediately to the sink, pour what ever mouth wash, or antiseptic is available into your eyes, and never, ever, under threat of impotence open anything that starts with "little" from Schuyler..

God bless and protect us all, we have now found the abyss, everyone please take one step backwards...

has two guns and a tail........yep, fits the Gunslot criteria allright.
I wouldn't wanna meet that in a dark alley...LOL!

once....not sure!

define "saw her" as it applies here....LOL!

NO SHIT.. I honestly don't think ive laughed this hard in the 6 years weve been retired..

Gospel... I have tears running down my face.. snot coming out of my nose.. Now im laughing again, i just thought, greg, gosh is that to vivid an imagery to put on the screen.. Then realized that i had just gone back to look at this picture..

I sorta had my eyes half covered..after Hamp made the "tail" comment, I didn't see it to start with. I am truly speechless.. you guys have seen the old biker T shirt that says "I've seen goats fuck in the market place, but I've never seen shit like this" ... Well brother life has been redefined in terms of oddness for me.. You all have no idea how hard im still laughing..

is sticking out of, do you?

is it her coccyx?

clint

I think they rotate like spurs.

it wants some action also

and i thought zombies were scary

as in, what the the tail was exiting from.. I'm now well past the point of focus.. tunnel vision has set in.. Gloria is desperately looking for an old prescription for Valium we have somewhere for me. On top of that my (sorry Lord) FUCKING SELL CHECK BROKE ! ..

Guys what was once a vibrant, and rock solid Alpha Male.. has now been reduced to a trembling, sweaty palmed, miss spell laden, in all probability impotent, slumped over shell of his former self..

Love ya all like brothers.. i'm now going to crawl into the other room and try to recover..

... see ya

I don't know whether we need to get him valium or viagra. Well, they're both 'v' words, but kind of counterproductive to each other, I would think. Sure am sorry, Greg. Have a good rest.

you have a PM

Like a moth to a flame.. sheesh.. Vaq, Greasy, CW, Sam, were where you guys when i needed ya.. Hamp was here..I don't know if he opened it first or not.. I don't want to think he did and didn't warn me..

We found the abyss, and absolute disturbia.. V words.... Schuyler.. add Vodka

You got a pm.
No rush, just wondered if somebody needed to call 911.
They said they could be there 1st thing in the mornin.
LOL

Admit it; it is strangely compelling and you can't keep away.

Vodka, check. Added.

allows people to post these pics? Looks like something runs would date or maybe ebears and runs love child.

Compliments of our resident intellect, Schuyler.
Dayum!
I reckon I been sheltered.

whats up? Did the Az governer take your Governers balls? She can pass a anti illegal bill and yours whimps out.

K mebbe it's just me, but it looks like she's poopin' rope.

Granted that's not even close to the most fudged up part of the picture; just an observation. I will post a pic of TBH soon to try to counteract the corneal evil that this photo has spread.

What would you dismantle first? You'd have to rip everything off to avoid being ripped to hell when you tried to fuck her. Might be worth it, because she looks wild enough to really do a job on you - if she didn't kill you first.

Hay, what's the commotion, all about?
I think that looks kinda neet! If a guy had a dick like this, and was alowed to use it, the women would through ROCKS at their OLDMAN!! A monster like this would be very satisfying!! Hell sakes, man you could patent that, and make a fortune!!
Schuyler, you could name it "Dragon DICK"! or Chicken Dick, it has a really neet "comb", or you could call it The Hillery EXPRESS!!
You'v been to one of those "Toy Stores" havn't you? I was in one just last week, & they got some realy strange STUFF! This even looks like it would catch FISH, just put a trebble hook on the end of it. I have scrooled to the top several times to examine this TOOL, This could really catch on BIG TIME!!
A woman would be a SCREAMMMMMMMER with this used as a CONDUM!! "O" Ya the tail Has a string of 5/8" X 3ft. BEADS on the other end!!
Drections for cleaning: Just toss it in your DISH WASHER, they are dish washer safe!
If I had one, I'd use it!
Lyle

My condolences.
Where did you say you were before Oklahoma?
( just for my own info)

It would take me about 10 seconds to rip all that crap off, and another 2 hours to make her walk funny!

All you Li'n bastards, don't tell me you didn't keep lookin back @ the Monster, & look in ENVY!
You could be known as Chichen Dick Man,go on world wide shows, and STRUT your WARES!
Women wood SWOON, and say, Here Chicken Dick, Here Chicken Dick, OVER Here Chicken Dick!!!
I want YOU!, I want YOU!, I want YOU! Then you wake up.
Lyle
This is FUN!! SICK, but FUN!!

Actually having some problems breathing, I'm laughing so hard.. Last night at 1 am i was sitting happily, enjoying the company of Greasy, and Bigshot, and just opening "home" to see what would pop up... There "IT" was.. I honestly debated opening it...

But NO!! Like the stupid F'r i am i did.. So at 1:30 in the morning im trying to go to sleep, which i might add i never have problems with... All i can think about is that damn "here Chicken Dick, over here Chicken Dick comment by the second most unbalanced member of our little "club".

Today i told my self that under no circumstances would i "visit" this post.. Then like a moth to the flame, or maybe with the "screwed up" courage of a kid in puberty doing some "rite of passage" i came back.. I don't know if Sam should delete all of this, our send it to the Smithsonian under glass..

All i know is were a truly odd, an amazing lot.. and i have to side with my buddy Vaq.. Lyle.... where abouts in OK are ya from.... Chicken Dick.. over here Chicken Dick..

Lord love a Duck... i love, and loath this post.. which from this moment forward (shessh thanks lyle) will only be known (blessed by Sam of course) as the great "Chicken Dick"..

it is hereby renamed Chicken Dick, though perhaps Rooster Dick would be more appropriate considering the 'comb like' structure on the business end of that sucker.

Due to our gentleman's agreement, no genitalia was to be overtly shown. I don't know if I helped much but here it is! LOL
sanD
El Presidente for life,
a not so benevolent dictator

and here all this time I thought that thing was plastic or rubber. Learn summit every day, I guess. I guess I can't post anything from http://www.pureromance.com

sees that, it is liable to put him in the horsepistol...er..I mean hospital.
LOL!!!!!

Chicken Dick
Just callin it the way I see it, The end looked a lot like a chicken head, thus "chicken head".
I found it a bit interisting. Don't know what she is doing, or what the costume is all about, it could be some cultural thing ?????????????? Like I said "interisting, if you can get over the inational SHOCK, then ask your self, Who, what ,Why, when, How???
With some thought, you could market this to, the Sex Toy,Industry, Fishing Lures, industry.
Sam Huston: ( doing a TV Comerital) Now we got this here new 'Chicken Dick" Lure With extra sharp trebble hook on the bottom, just "Fiik" it out there, & just wait for a "TUGG" on yer "POLE! This is an EXPERENCE Yu'll never ferget!!
YOU, Commin Home after a nite of drinking: Hay Honey, Look @ the new CONDOM I just Bought!! EEEEEEEEEEEEhaWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! GIT- R- DONE!!!!!
Lyle

Sheesh good going Schuyler.. ya now have one wounded troop... one gone seriously off center (Lyle's no longer on a balanced spin cycle) clearly about to either implode, or get flung into orbit.. All of the boys warning lights are lit up, and i can hear the buzzer down here in AZ..

Step up and take responsibility here Mike.. ya need to counsel Lyle, about it maybe already being part of the sex toy industry.. This is all your doing.. Pray first.. Then make sure and talk to him before he's admitted..

I just reread all of Lyle's posts... I'm a Fuck'n wreck again.. back to the crawl state...Then again i made it on two for a good 8 hrs.. guess i should be happy..

Thats it.. I'm going out for drugs or therapy which ever i can find first.. I'm now beyond "beer" level repair..

and I've been a little concerned. Course, you got Gloria to help you through this and samD, well, he's never liked my avatar and this is just revenge on his part and a misuse of his moderator powers. I don't hold it against him, though. I kinda like the guy. My step-daughter is a pure romance consultant and always sends us free goodies that stack up in the bureau drawer as my Spousal Unit and I don't rely on such, er, weirdness. But maybe I could pass on a soothing body lotion that has a calming effect.

The real problem is how to outdo this now that the deed is done. You guys are becoming de-sensitized to this. Operant condition has dulled your senses and you are losing the edge of outrage as you CONTINUE to STARE at this otherwise beautiful person. As for myself, all she lacks is wheels, in which case I could hook a chain to those nipple rings and drag her through the next Fourth of July parade behind my Duramax. She'd damn well be a bigger sensation that the local Septic tank Pump Truck that showed up last year. I could park her with the Classic Auto show and have her sign autographs.

I just saw the "edit?" that sam did.
After reading greg, schuy, sam stuff.
Lyle? do you like biscuits and mustard by any chance?
This is the oddest thread I ever got involved in!

Vaq.. Don't feel bad here, it's far and away the oddest thread "any" of us have been involved with.. Note how CW, has stayed away, ya know it's bad when it falls below brother Chucks bench marks..

I have so many thoughts on this that I've decided to take this opportunity to quote Lyle while he's still out of the institution.. The following quotes need to be read with caution..

"Sam Huston: ( doing a TV Comerital) Now we got this here new 'Chicken Dick" Lure With extra sharp trebble hook on the bottom, just "Fiik" it out there, & just wait for a "TUGG" on yer "POLE! This is an EXPERENCE Yu'll never ferget!!"

I know it's not as poetic as his original comment, (don't think it's a "comerital" either, but not sure) and here again I'm quoting ol Lyle..

"You could be known as Chichen Dick Man,go on world wide shows, and STRUT your WARES! Women wood SWOON, and say, Here Chicken Dick, Here Chicken Dick, OVER Here Chicken Dick!!!"

That one by the way brought back all the imagery i could handle, and caused the sleepless night episode.. Moving on..

Bottom line is, and were all fortunate on this one.. sheesh sorry, but no one quite says it like our brother Lyle... So again in quote.

"Drections for cleaning: Just toss it in your DISH WASHER, they are dish washer safe! if i had one, i'd use it!"

We stepped well past the abyss.. and are currently in free fall.. God bless us everyone

hideous, nauseating things that I have ever had the displeasure of viewing. Geesh!

then it is a good thing that you combined the two.....for full effect and all!!!

LOL!

caused by this. Greg says he hasn't laughed so hard in six years. Would you deny entertainment to the membership here? Must I change my avatar to a cute little doggie so as not to offend you? But I'm sure Islam agrees with you on the two pics so you do have one thing in common.

Yeah its a pain to navigate.. i'll bring you up to speed tomorrow..

For the time being.you have a list of who's on at the bottom.. all these guys are regular.. This is like old home week for em as they've heard me talk about you every since you got out of jail last time.. I already told them about the sex change thing.. most appear to be cool with it..

Got myself all tickled.. Bub.. just cut to the chase as its late.. give my (and sure hope your future) pards a quick list of whats in your armory.. Our only real rule is no BS.. obviously we can "embellish" a story a bit.. but one of the things that great is (especially with the group on right now) if its said you can take it to the bank... so ...talk to the boys..

That is just plain old weird!

The only thing i can tell you is PLEASE.. start at the top... its going to take you awhile to read thru this.. hold on tight when you get to brother lyles comments.. and let us know if you make it safely out the other side and are still normal....sorry bout the spelling troops.. spell check is on strike... I will see you all later....

Mike I still have nightmares on this.

I do believe, that if this was one the first threads I had read on this site, I would had to have thot long and hard about joining, or @ the least, choosing whom I talk to wisely!! This is a true eye opener to some of the demented minds I talk to on a regular basis on here. Some of ya'll R just fucked in the head!!! LOL!! But it was really good 4 a laugh!! And Schuyler, Im fixen 2 go check out Ur step-daughters site!! Not 4 the pics, but 4 some possible cool stuff!! Thanks for the html!!

Now I'm starting to worry. But laughing like hell.

two pages..........

UGHH!!! I hate these 2 pagers!! It was good for a great laugh tho!!!