Love Making Tips For Seniors

Love Making Tips For Seniors

1. Wear your glasses.

TO make sure your partner is
actually in the bed.

2. Set timer for 3
minutes,

In case you doze off in the
middle.

3. Set the mood with
lighting.

(Turn them ALL
OFF!)

4. Make sure you put 911 on
your speed dial before you begin.

5. Write partner's name on
your hand in case you can't remember.

6. Use extra polygrip so your
teeth don't end up under the bed.

7. Have Tylenol ready in case
you actually complete the act..

8. Make all the noise you
want...

The neighbors are deaf
too.

9. If it works, call everyone
you know with the good news!!

10. Don't even think about
trying it twice. .. . . . . . .

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4 years 23 weeks ago, 3:31 AM

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11. in,out,repeat if necessarry....

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4 years 22 weeks ago, 3:04 PM

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Seniors Hell, I do all these now!

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4 years 22 weeks ago, 9:42 AM

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And #12

If you feel a heart attack coming on, try to die on the outstroke. That way you get an instroke when you collapse on her, and another outstroke when she kicks you off or the paramedics pull you off. That's a whole extra stroke after you've died.

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