The Male Cycle

The Male Cycle

When I was 13,
I dreamed that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits.
as all 13 old boys do.

When I was 18
I got a girlfriend with big tits,
but there was no passion,
so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl,
but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen,
cried all the time and threatened suicide.
So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25
I found a very stable girl but she was boring.
She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything.
Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 30,
I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.
She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.
She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy.
She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.
So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 35,
I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground,
so I married her.
She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 9:11 PM

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This one is a classic and like many other things, there is at least a grain of truth in that scenario.

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 9:13 PM

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Play nice and don't shoot up the fuckin' place...

4 years 26 weeks ago, 9:24 PM

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no promises

I got 3 full mags and an attitude tonite.
Cabin fever sucks!

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 9:53 PM

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Hell I seem to have gotten the whole damn box on a fire sale. Now I sits on my computer with no damn money for ammo anymore.

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4 years 26 weeks ago, 7:57 PM

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I'm looking for THAT girl with big tits!! wow

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