A MAN WOKE UP WITH A VAGINA

A MAN WOKE UP WITH A VAGINA

Top 10 Things A Man Would Do If He Woke Up In The Morning With A Vagina:

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do a split.

7. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

6. Get picked up in a bar in less that 10 minutes

5. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

4. Go to the gyno and ask to have the examination recorded on video.

3. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts, too.

2. Actually catch a buzz off 1 wine cooler.

And the # 1 thing a man would do is:

1. Finally find that damn G-spot.

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3 years 26 weeks ago, 6:57 PM

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DAmmit Jeff you did it again! Great one!

3 years 26 weeks ago, 7:30 PM

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No shit Jeff, number

one has 'got her licked'.....maybe!!!....Lol, Great post as usual!

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