Quote of Megan Fox asked what tactics she would use to negotiate with Megatron her reply “I’d barter with him,” she muses to the July, issue Total Film UK, “and say instead of the entire planet, can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?”
I have No use for trash such as Megan Fox a spoiled brats who needs her ass whipped.
She's still hot though
With her and she'll see a different light
Shit, give me ten minutes lol
would be enough to have a drink and a smoke afterwards.
Wam bam thank you mam my motto lmao
A guy is 72years old and loves to fish.
He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say
again,'Pick me up.'
He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.'�� Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.
I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached
over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.
The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,�
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
With age comes wisdom.��
That's a good one I'm only sixteen tho I've got a while to go
We were all 16 once; went to war at 19; kinda like frogs now.
I'm gonna join the marine corps doin basic training between my junior and senior year summer can't wait to be deployed hope I make it
You can make it son. Just make up your mind that you are coming off that island as a Marine. God Bless and thank you for your desire to serve our country.
Thank you for serving our country I know you can never get enough thanks for what you did
my young friend. God Bless.
thats Fox?! DAMN