military rules,by service

military rules,by service

Marine Corps Rules:
1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.
3. Have a plan.
4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work.
5. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet ­ even your friends…
6. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not start with a "4."
7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive.
8. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral & diagonal preferred.)
9. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.
10. Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.
11. Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
12. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.
13. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating your intention to shoot.

Navy SEAL's Rules:
1. Look very cool in sunglasses.
2. Kill every living thing within view.
3. Adjust speedo.
4. Check hair in mirror.

US Army Rangers Rules:
1. Walk in 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack while starving.
2. Locate individuals requiring killing.
3. Request permission via radio from "Higher" to perform killing.
4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted.
5. Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75 pound rucksack while starving.

US Army Rules:
1. Curse bitterly when receiving operational order.
2. Make sure there is extra ammo and extra coffee.
3. Curse bitterly.
4. Curse bitterly.
5. Do not listen to 2nd LT's; it can get you killed.
6. Curse bitterly.

US Air Force Rules:
1. Have a cocktail.
2. Adjust temperature on air-conditioner.
3. See what's on HBO.
4. Ask "what is a gunfight?"
5. Request more funding from Congress with a "killer" Power Point presentation.
6. Wine & dine 'key' Congressmen, invite DOD & defense industry executives.
7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets.
8. Declare the assets "strategic" and never deploy them operationally.
9. Hurry to make 13:45 tee-time.
10. Make sure the base is as far as possible from the conflict but close enough to have tax exemption.

US Navy Rules:
1. Go to Sea.
2. Drink Coffee.
3. Deploy Marines

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7 years 29 weeks ago, 8:07 PM

Anonymous

LOL

I like the Armys rules best. I can use bitter words. lol

7 years 29 weeks ago, 8:28 PM

Anonymous

LOL

Marines is cool to.

7 years 29 weeks ago, 8:59 PM

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the Mens Dept.

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7 years 29 weeks ago, 9:27 PM

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lol

3 times for month long cruises,all training exercises,no detachments dammit,that would of been fun,not that i didn't have fun anyway i guess.

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7 years 29 weeks ago, 9:53 PM

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we did PT constantly,and when we weren't we were stashed below deck so no body could see us lolligagging around,i will say the food was great on board but we definatly had little down time,i guess we were the show for the sailors to thank god they didn't join the Marines.

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7 years 29 weeks ago, 10:39 PM

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haha

saw some of that myself,never affected me though,now swimming thru jellyfish sucked bad tho.

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7 years 29 weeks ago, 11:23 PM

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yep

june of 1974 to 77

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7 years 29 weeks ago, 11:35 PM

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I was involved in

the saigon evacuation,providing food,shelter and security for all the refugees,when they got stateside at camp pendleton tent city and of course all the guys that had been in Vietnam and still had to finish their enlistment and all the guys getting BCDs,they were a trip.

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7 years 29 weeks ago, 12:02 AM

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back in 75 one of my first driving jobs was for a north american van lines agent. they put me on a run from the dover afb.. I loaded up stuff coming off them big ass jet cargo planes and took them up to ft. dix new jersey...i always wondered why they didnot just fly into maguire afb, that was right next door....????

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7 years 29 weeks ago, 1:15 AM

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