A Monday blonde Funny

A Monday blonde Funny

A blonde gets home from work early & hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.

She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed,

sweating and panting.

'What's up?' she asks.

'I think I'm having a heart attack,' - cries the husband..

The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone,

but just as she's dialing, her four-year-old son comes up

And says,

"Mummy Mummy Aunty Shirley is hiding in the
wardrobe & she has no clothes on"

The blonde slams the phone down and storms back upstairs into the bedroom right past her husband..

She rips open the wardrobe door and sure enough,

there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the floor.

'You rotten Bitch', she screams.

'My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around
naked playing hide and seek with the kids!!'

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4 years 17 weeks ago, 1:04 PM

Lyle Hutchins 1

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Obama Kill'n

HampsterW:
THANKS!!!!! this makes me verry happy!!!
Love the BLOOD SPATTER!!
My heart swells with Great American pride to Spatter his blood inside the store!!!
Lyle

Gonna send this to a bunch!!

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4 years 17 weeks ago, 1:17 PM

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Your welcome,

anytime Lyle my man. Who ever heard of a Muslim owning a liquor store anyway???? LOL!

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4 years 17 weeks ago, 1:22 PM

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Lyle, don't you mean

Osama killi'n, a little freudian slip perhaps?.....lol!

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4 years 17 weeks ago, 5:16 PM

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Osama, Obama killi'n

HampsterW, Yes I ment Osama., But, Osama, Obama , eather or, they are both Muzzlums.
World would be better off with both gone to the Happy Virgin (hunting) Ground! (vergin Goats) Ooo YES
Getcha som dat!!!
Lyle

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