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My 1988 Chevy Beretta

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47 weeks 6 days ago, 6:44 PM

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My 1988 Chevy Beretta

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47 weeks 6 days ago, 6:48 PM

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that would be fun to ghost ride off a cliff!

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47 weeks 6 days ago, 8:02 PM

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Or shoot to all hell....

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses
47 weeks 6 days ago, 6:52 PM

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enter it in a roll over contest!

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47 weeks 6 days ago, 6:55 PM

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Its a good car to have 246,050 miles on it.

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47 weeks 6 days ago, 6:58 PM

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yeah, thats a lot of road for a chevy... time for the derby!

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1 week 4 days ago, 3:36 PM

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Hey I resemble that remark GO CHEVY!!!1

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47 weeks 6 days ago, 7:03 PM

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When i got this car it was white and red. I kinda went over board with the black spray paint and bumber stickers. But I love this car. I bought it for $200. It had a rod peckin' i fixed it and only thing it needs is a radio.

Any one care to donate on since its Christmas?

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47 weeks 6 days ago, 7:07 PM

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If I had one, I would! ask ebear to get one for you

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1 week 4 days ago, 3:37 PM

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Kinda red and kinda white makes for a definite pink lolololol

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47 weeks 6 days ago, 7:11 PM

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i need a radio.

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47 weeks 6 days ago, 7:13 PM

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1. Street Racin'
2. Loud Exhaust
3. Wife Mooning the Mayor
4. Pissin in the wind (Dont Ask How)

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47 weeks 6 days ago, 7:38 PM

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I wonder if i can trade a hand full of colorful beads and dog hide for it.

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47 weeks 6 days ago, 7:39 PM

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I wonder if i can trade a hand full of colorful beads and dog hide for it.

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47 weeks 6 days ago, 8:08 PM

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Dont you like my ride?

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47 weeks 6 days ago, 8:15 PM

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I think it's cool....I'd just like to shoot it up if you were planning a funeral sevice for it....I figure that is the best way to send a car out. You know? I have to say I'm impressed that you have so many miles on it....then again that's what you get when you buy American, I have an F-150 with 257,000 on it can't kill it! haha

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses
47 weeks 6 days ago, 8:23 PM

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I have raced it against a caviler Z24 i beat it BAD!!! My beretta is a 2.0 and the caviler had a 3.1 MPFI. Like you said its hard to bring an american down. Have you evr owned a beretta.

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47 weeks 6 days ago, 8:28 PM

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No but I do own a 2000 Pontiac Grand Prix currently which is my every day driver and it's quickly approaching 100,000 and still fast as hell.....The Z24's are nice I've driven a few over the years....I have raced my car a bunch of times haha I love beating the bag out of all hose little ricers haha they all think they're something big and bad until they meet up with American Steel!

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses
47 weeks 6 days ago, 8:33 PM

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A Grand Prix. My Beretta will run a15.75 in a 1/4 mile.
My Dodge will run a 16.20
and my Camaro will run a 10.50

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47 weeks 5 days ago, 5:47 PM

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I hsve been building and racing cars for over 50 years. Your Beretta weighs 2765 pounds and with 120 bhp at the flywheel max ET in the 1/4 mile is 17.47 +/- 2%. That is the HP rating of a new Beretta 2.2 ltr. I would say it would be lucky to break 17.50's. So the clocks were probably wrong.... or you transposed some numbers. I think 17.55 sounds more reasonable.
To move your 3300 lb. Camaro to a 10.5019 in the 1/4 mile you would need 658 BHP at the flywheel. That is a $15,000 item to build. You might want your local drag strip to check their clocks.

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47 weeks 5 days ago, 5:48 PM

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i concur with your numbers!my 82 toyota pickup with the 2.4 liter(i bought a well put together circle track mini truck motor)this thing has massive head work and cam,forged dome pistons,and a balanced rotating assembly,and runs a 500 cfm holley 2 barrel.(junked the low rider it was in,kept the motor).now,this motor was never dino'd but a stock 22R puts out 123 hosepower(do the math)and the best i ever ran my truck was 17.2 in the 1/4 mile.now mind you it would boil the hides well past the 160 foot mark with 9 inch wide slicks on the locked up rear(toyota rearends are tough).so i know that a gasmiser 4 holer beretta aint that quick!shit,my dads mazda rx7(1989)ran low 18 quarters and these cars are quick!

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47 weeks 5 days ago, 6:12 PM

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et's and HP.

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47 weeks 6 days ago, 8:39 PM

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Yeah I got a Gtech a while ago and it put me at like 14.3 for a 1/4 mile not bad for a completely stock car....how's the Camaro? I have to say I am very jealous....Let's see a pick/video of that! haha

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses
47 weeks 6 days ago, 8:46 PM

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ya got it give me a sec

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47 weeks 5 days ago, 11:43 AM

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put up a pic of your wife mooning us!!!!!!!!lol

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47 weeks 5 days ago, 11:57 AM

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If you were the mayor of elgin,IL i might.lol

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47 weeks 5 days ago, 12:00 PM

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WELL IT WAS WORTH A TRY...LOLSNAKE I THINK I COULD BEAT YOUR BERRETA IN REVERSE!!!!!!!!TAKE THAT!!!

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47 weeks 5 days ago, 12:15 PM

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I say ya could....For NOW. Just wait till March and say that. Its just a 2.0 4 cylinder with a Hydramatic 3T40 Transmission. Good car to get me from point A to point B.

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47 weeks 5 days ago, 12:23 PM

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lol just f'n withcha

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47 weeks 5 days ago, 12:26 PM

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looks like it wouldn't pull a sick whore off of the toilet. 2.0 ltr. 15.75 maybe in the 1/8th mile.

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47 weeks 5 days ago, 12:40 PM

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I know it does it.

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47 weeks 5 days ago, 5:56 PM

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a foreign language. This is the USofA--speak english!! or at least translate.

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47 weeks 5 days ago, 5:58 PM

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on 4 wheels, in a 1/4 from a standing start. On both you just pull the trigger. Just number crunching.

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47 weeks 5 days ago, 6:00 PM

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they are faster than my dodge dakota in 4wd low range...???

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47 weeks 5 days ago, 6:04 PM

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how do you calculate trajectory, and the distance to a 3" drop?
[Disclaimer: the foregoing is in no way meant to convey "upness" on my part, or "downness" on your part]

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you figure in the 3 inch drop as aerodynamic benefit!

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47 weeks 5 days ago, 6:23 PM

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or does that mean suspension drop?

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47 weeks 5 days ago, 6:10 PM

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So my super genius friend we don't worry. We just need to get the mass moving in a hurry. In my youth I had a B/F Dragster, 60% Alchol & 40% NitroMethane for fuel. 1272 lbs ready to run. Used to run 8.3 seconds and 180 mph. 1/4 mile standing start. What a rush.

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47 weeks 5 days ago, 6:19 PM

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You keep getting a stiff neck. Man, that is wild!!

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47 weeks 5 days ago, 6:23 PM

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my camero neighbor offered me a ride sometime next week...
said yes...
considering the above, i may reconsider...makes my bones ache...
I'm still impressed with what they were doing with flatheads when i was in high school...

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47 weeks 5 days ago, 6:43 PM

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Drag Racing 101

First Smoke the wheels. (Burnout)
Second Stage the car for a run. (Pull up to Startin lane)
Third Wait till light turns green. (Get Butterflies in your stomach)
fourth Go (Possibly shit your self if going really fast)
Fifth Cross Finnish Line. (Check how long it took to run the 1/4 mile)
sixth Change underwear (Repeat if desired)

Anything else?

Reccomended Shows
1. Pinks
2. Pinks All Out
3. Pass Time

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47 weeks 5 days ago, 10:54 PM

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If you wait for the tree to turn green, you have already lost. I have spent hours on the practice tree on my computer and at 65 yrs old, still have excellent reaction times. Very rarely ever get hole shot.

لن أستسلم لموتُ لالاس "I will not submit.Death to Islam!" The Socialists told us long ago that since they could not beat us with force, that they would destroy us slowly from within. So far it is working pretty well. MOLON LABE
47 weeks 5 days ago, 6:48 PM

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That's really good. Even I can understand that. Except--what's all that pink stuff?

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47 weeks 5 days ago, 6:49 PM

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snake your car looks like a meth head car!the primer and the stickers would get you stopped and searched here in washington for sure!

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47 weeks 5 days ago, 6:52 PM

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Beretta Weighs 2608lbs
Camaro weighs 2900+ with me in it.

The local track is at Bristol Called Thunder Valley. I dont think the clock is wrong.

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47 weeks 5 days ago, 6:58 PM

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Do yo have Sattelite T.V.?
Go to the SPEED Channel
Look up T.V. Show Called PINKS and Pinks All OUT

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47 weeks 5 days ago, 7:03 PM

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Must let you know i got pulled over alot. Nothin new.

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47 weeks 5 days ago, 7:05 PM

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Thanks Snakeyone. You are a Gentleman and a Scholar, as well as a translater of the arcane art of Drag Racing and such.

"When you have to shoot-----shoot, Don't talk".......Tuco, the Ugly; The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly. "We have met the Enemy, and He is Us"........Pogo Possum
47 weeks 5 days ago, 7:11 PM

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Anything else?

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47 weeks 5 days ago, 7:35 PM

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Thanks,again, and Merry Christmas to you and your family.

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