My Magic Green Hat

My Magic Green Hat

The Magic Green Hat

The other day I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.

I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.
Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.

At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

But...don't try it at McDonald's. The whole crew got up and left and l never got my order!

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4 years 15 weeks ago, 3:18 PM

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Invisible Green hat?

I don't see it

I have no friends and no one would miss me if i was gone from this earth.
4 years 15 weeks ago, 3:37 PM

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Now i do

That is better then the hat i wear now

I have no friends and no one would miss me if i was gone from this earth.
4 years 14 weeks ago, 12:52 AM

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My stepdad and I were playing pool at a local pool hall one day, another old friend of his was there as well. My stepdad had a belt buckle that was in the shape of a star. The tips of the star were encircled by a ring. After an hour or two we wondered and wondered why all the "hispanic" pool players in the back of the hall were staring us down. They never actually said anything to us. We guessed that was the deal and laughed for hours.

"We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home" Thomas Jefferson
4 years 14 weeks ago, 12:57 AM

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and rob a thread!yo fellas GP in tha house!shit is f'd up here!wife is filing for the big D tomorrow so she says.who gives a shit!I got my ducks in a row and am ready for this shit.even have a great attorney as a personal friend!just cant take no more ultimatums.

4 years 14 weeks ago, 1:00 AM

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Hey gp, I was gonna ask how you are but you said it all. Good luck with all your stuff!

"We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home" Thomas Jefferson
4 years 14 weeks ago, 1:26 AM

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thanks ZX

thinking about taking me a fact finding trip around some states.I can sell my stihl chainsaw and a gun or 2( i hope!)and travel to arizona,utah and idaho in search of some kind of work i can do.(not shit)but at least i would meet you gunslotters in the path of my travels.my little sis gave me her 2005 Ford Focus so i get just shy of 600 miles to the tank n the highway.this really wont happen but I am distraught and am wishfully thinking that I could find some work I could do somewhere...I could only handle doing dishes in a restaurant in Idaho for 2 hours before I had to sit down and let my back cool.This is nothing more than me venting.but if anyone is hiring a pimp I am available!now there is a job I could do!Ebear,I aint pimping no sheep or llamas!

this is why I love this site and you guys!

I can vent at the worst of tmes and celebrate at the best of times!

anyone wanna hire a great mechanic that is good with electrical,welding,fabrication,machining,gunsmithing,the ladies,etc...?

Oh did I mention my back is questionable?

but I will do my best and I am a fast learner!

4 years 14 weeks ago, 1:56 AM

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oh shit

i see,the back issue hasn't been going good for you then,i take it.man you need a break,I'm gonna give you a call tomorrow if that's okay

i tried being reasonable,i didn't like it, NRA LIFE MEMBER,USMC VETERAN
4 years 14 weeks ago, 1:59 AM

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LBC

any time brother!the house phone is back on now.

4 years 14 weeks ago, 2:02 AM

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Night guys..

Greasy.. all couples fight.. Just the way it is.. Just dont do, or say anything you can't take back.. Gloria is asleep or i would call you.. Sure can't now with out getting in the same issue your in.. God bless ya brother..

Guys im tired and going to bed.. night to all my pards..

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4 years 14 weeks ago, 2:05 AM

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take care greg

I know lotsa prayers are going your way from a lot of us guys here

i tried being reasonable,i didn't like it, NRA LIFE MEMBER,USMC VETERAN
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